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AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4626	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	197	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	914862	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Void Armor Forged:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Star Shards Collected:	81	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Crops Grown:	7917	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	708337
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1010	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Potions Brewed:	193	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!