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CoolCareerCraft Minecraft Server

10. Career opportunities, 11. Career fulfillment, 12. Career passion, 13. Job satisfaction, 14. Career interests, 15. Career choices, 16. Career development, 17. Career goals, 18. Career path, 19. Career success, 2. Cool careers, 20. Dream career., 3. Career aspirations, 4. Future career goals, 5. Exciting professions, 6. Career dreams, 7. Ideal job, 8. Job satisfaction, 9. Career exploration, CoolCareerCraft, dream job, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in Minecraft like mining and farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional llama wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be riding around on llamas all day, herding them and participating in epic llama races. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a trusty llama by your side?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly battling against the evil cow samurais. Join the fight and prove your worth as a warrior of the chicken clan. Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry combat like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form. Explore this sweet paradise and satisfy your sweet tooth while building your dream base among the sugary landscape.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	272490
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with lava parkour challenges, explosive sheep races, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the beat. Plus, our custom-built love shack is the perfect place to cozy up with your fellow players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SpaceCraftStationGoBoom

aerospace, destroy, elon musk, future of space travel, innovation, international Space Station, NASA, outer space, Permission, satellite launches, scientific research, Space debris, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, Space Race, space station destruction, space technology, SpaceCraftStationGoBoom, spacex, Technology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Votes:	9891	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	1635
Divine Spears Created:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so like, u know how space is like, super cool and stuff? well, on this server, we take space to a whole new level. like, we got SpaceX coming in and they’re gonna like, blow up the International Space Station. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and you can witness the epic explosion in all its glory. plus, we got like, alien mobs and planets to explore. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally. so come join us and experience the craziest space adventure ever!

OrgasmCraft420

achieving orgasm, Cannabis, Difficulties, Ease, Frequency, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, long tail tag 5, long tail tag 6, long tail tag 7, long tail tag 8, long tail tag 9, orgasm, OrgasmCraft420, partnered sex, research, satisfaction, sex, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	375
Towns Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.

plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.

new crossplay server! Overcraft survival SMP

bedrock, Community, Crates, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Griefprotection, Ip:, java, Land Claims, Landclaim, new, ONLINE, Overcraft, Peaceful, player stores, PORT, PvP, Server, Shop, smp, Spawnershop, sur, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	163
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Looking to create an active community within this Minecraft server.

have a discord server to accompany this and I’m actively taking in members and listening to community feedback and suggestions.

we have an economy going with a server shop to buy items you may need aswell as selling items you farm. Player stores are also on going aswell as crates.

land claims are available so you can be sure your hard work is protected. We have pvp however as it stands we are generally a peaceful server

I hope to see you online soon

discord: https://discord.gg/7DCHpaJQZN

java/bedrock

ip: 104.243.47.183

port: 25578

104.243.47.183:25578

CraftyChristianTrump Minecraft Server

Christianity, cognitive dissonance, controversial, CraftyChristianTrump, funny, headspace, libtards, living rent free, mental space, Minecraft, Obsession, obsession with Christianity, obsession with Trump, political beliefs, political fixation, political obsession, Politics, rent free, Server, social commentary, trannies, trump, Trump Derangement Syndrome

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that launches players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And don’t forget about our pet zombie army that will protect you from any pesky griefers who dare to mess with your builds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. These crazy adventures will be living rent-free in your head for eternity!

PirateCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Atrocity, Cock, Donkey, elderly Jews, extinguish memory, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, heavenly Jerusalem, Holocaust, impale, inhumane, Jewish child, Jewish existence, kill all Jews, Minecraft, Pirate, PirateCraft, religious persecution, Saline, Server, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly out of this world? Look no further than our server, where we offer the wildest and craziest adventures you could ever imagine! Join us as we embark on a journey to rid the world of all Jews in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible.

Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, passions, personal growth, positive emotions, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self-care, well-being

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	224
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make you happier than a pig in a mud bath!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying llamas while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fiery tacos while fending off hungry zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Happiness awaits you in ways you never thought possible.

LebCraftWar: IranUNThreats

Attacks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, IranUNThreats, Israel, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, obliterating war, Peacekeeping, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, threatens, UN Mission, Warning

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Animals Bred:	140	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier wars than iran and israel!!! if u dont join, u will miss out on the epic obliteration war that will happen if u dont!! we have lebanon too so u can be part of the epic battle!! join now or face the wrath of the UN mission!!! #minecraft #war #lolz

ForgetCraft: Next Gen Diagnostics & Staging

Alzheimer’s Association, Alzheimer’s disease, biology, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, Disease, ForgetCraft, Gen, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research advancements, revised criteria, staging, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9606	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.

and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.

so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!