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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 482 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 45 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.