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  • BrattyCraft Minecraft Server

    BrattyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9810
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have a wild time like a group of old ladies on a weekend getaway? Look no further! Our server is filled with drinking, shenanigans, and pure silliness – just like Carla and her crew.

    Join us for crazy adventures and outrageous fun! We even have an indoor pool where you can bring your toddlers for a morning swim session. But beware, only female-presenting adults are allowed to bring the little ones, and the party doesn’t stop just because the kids are around.

    And if you’re worried about petty drama like Jen causing a scene, don’t worry – we don’t tolerate spoiled brats here. Join us and let your inner grandma go wild on our server. Who knows, you might even end up calling out some troublemakers yourself!

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  • CraftyHeirsOnly

    CraftyHeirsOnly
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 509
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 166461 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Zombie Dances: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we run a company that helps hospitals and funds important research! Our CEO, Carly (36F), is a total boss babe who keeps everything running smoothly. She’s like a Minecraft villager on steroids, working 12 hours a day to make sure everything is in order.

    🏥 Need an expensive machine for your Minecraft hospital? We got you covered! Just ask Carly, she’ll hook you up with a discount and maybe even forget to ask for it back. We’re like the Robin Hood of Minecraft servers, stealing from the rich (us) and giving to the poor (you).

    ⏳ But wait, there’s drama! Our founder (56M) has a ticking time bomb illness and is putting together his Minecraft will. His ex-wife and son are total gold diggers, only caring about money. So he’s decided to leave the company to Carly instead of his son. Sorry not sorry, sonny boy!

    💰 Don’t worry, his son will still inherit a ton of assets and money. But let’s be real, Carly is the real MVP here. She’s the hero we need in this crazy Minecraft world. So come join our server and witness the epic saga of Minecraft drama and charity work! #TeamCarly 🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EnderBaconLand

    EnderBaconLand
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 7968
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 595
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Animals Bred: 133
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Mythical Quests Completed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where you can feast on unlimited amounts of virtual cake every single day for three whole months without ever feeling queasy. Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is made of cake and the rivers flow with chocolate milk! Join us for a gastronomic adventure like no other, where you can munch on pixelated treats to your heart’s content. Who needs real food when you have an endless buffet of sugary delights at your fingertips? Come satisfy your sweet tooth and never look back!

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  • ReturnMC Network

    ReturnMC Network
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9717
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 202 Dragon Scales Harvested: 200
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 502

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    ReturnMC.de – The best Minecraft Server

    ReturnMC.de is the ultimate Minecraft server for everyone who is looking for a unique and varied gaming experience. With a variety of game modes that are ideal for both beginners and experienced players, ReturnMC.de stands out clearly from other servers.

    The survival mode on ReturnMC.de is particularly exciting because it offers different difficulty levels. Players can choose between easy, medium and hard difficulty levels, providing the right level of challenge. At each level you have to collect resources, build and defend yourself against monster attacks – but the higher the difficulty level, the more intense the gaming experience becomes. The detailed world and balanced economic system ensure that no adventure will be boring.

    Another standout mode is BedWars. In this classic PvP game, players must defend their base while simultaneously attacking opponents. The tension increases when you have to make strategic decisions together with friends to win the game. Thanks to regular updates and balancing adjustments, BedWars on ReturnMC.de always stays fresh and challenging.

    For those who love the thrill of TTT (Trouble in Terrorist Town), ReturnMC.de also offers this popular game mode. Here, players must find out who the “bad guy” is in a secret environment while distrusting each other and searching the environment for clues. TTT on ReturnMC.de is perfect for anyone who likes bluffing and strategic thinking.

    Thanks to an active and friendly community as well as regular events, ReturnMC.de is the perfect server for players of all ages who are looking for a varied and addictive Minecraft experience.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Turnabout SMP

    Turnabout SMP
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 1689
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 435 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Turnabout Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking to play survival Minecraft while playing alongside people and making friends? Look no further than Turnabout!

    Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server that wants to provide a place where the community is at the forefront. We just passed our six month mark of being open with an active and friendly player base!

    Features:

    Events We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
    Inclusivity Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
    Quality of Life Addons One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
    Shopping and Minigames District A Thriving Shopping and Minigames District
    Mayoral Elections Allowing players to make choices on how they want shopping and minigames district to run.
    Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins We can see who has taken stuff, where it went, and can roll back any damage. You never need to worry about your items or builds!
    Uptime 24/7 Uptime: Our server is always online and ready for you to enjoy

    To get started and meet some new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

    FAQs:

    Q: Is there an age requirement to join Turnabout?

    A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

    Q: Can I participate in events on Turnabout?

    A: Yes, Turnabout hosts events like capture the flag and has plans for more activities.

    Q: Is Turnabout a safe and inclusive community?

    A: Yes, Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe space for players to enjoy together.

    Q: Are there any special plugins on Turnabout?

    A: Turnabout uses quality of life addons like One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!

    Q: How does Turnabout handle theft and griefing?

    A: Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place to protect players’ items and builds.

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  • Eternal Void Realms 1.20.3

    Eternal Void Realms 1.20.3
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 476
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about Tinder and prostitutes, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got creepers exploding left and right, it’s like a virtual therapy session for all your pent-up frustration. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have drama with your virtual Minecraft neighbors? It’s like reality TV, but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this chaotic mess of a server. Let’s gooooo!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDad’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyDad’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 6810
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7679

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no sense of humor? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: a grandpa who can’t remember his own granddaughter’s name, but can remember the names of friends he hasn’t seen in decades. Sounds like a sitcom, right? Well, on our server, you can live out that hilarious scenario and give your grandpa a new name every time he forgets. Who knows, maybe he’ll start calling you “the baby” instead!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got adorable nieces who prefer stick-on tattoos to new men, favorite uncles who win over hearts with patience and love, and a whole lot of family drama that will make your own seem like a walk in the park. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and get ready for a wild ride!

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  • WeddingWoesCraft

    WeddingWoesCraft
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 6177
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Animals Bred: 37
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

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    Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no toxic parents will crash your wedding! We understand the struggle of dealing with family members who give you c-ptsd, so we provide a safe and drama-free environment for you to enjoy.

    Just like the bride in this crazy story, we know that sometimes you have to hunt down a rat to find out who’s been causing trouble. But don’t worry, we won’t suspect you of being the rat like in this wild tale. Our community is full of loyal and trustworthy players who will always have your back.

    So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs bridesmaids when you have a whole server of friends to support you? Plus, we promise no panic attacks on your wedding day – unless you count the excitement of playing on our awesome Minecraft server!

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  • MarsCraft: Red Planet Adventures

    MarsCraft: Red Planet Adventures
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 4451
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 185 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Dimension Hops: 4 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Earth landscapes in Minecraft? Ready for a change of scenery that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is taking you to Mars, baby!

    Join us on our intergalactic adventure where you can mine for space diamonds, battle alien mobs, and build your very own Martian colony. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on Mars that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs.

    So why should you join our Mars server? Because where else can you ride a space llama into battle against a horde of space zombies while wearing a jetpack made of moon rocks? That’s right, nowhere else but here! So grab your spacesuit and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. See you on Mars, space cadets! 🚀🌌👽

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 7211
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russian spies are running amok and spreading disinformation like crazy! watch out for sneaky players trying to deceive you with fake news and propaganda. but don’t worry, our admins are on the case, trying to block them at every turn. it’s a wild ride of espionage and intrigue, all in the world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth behind the lies. join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!

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