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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9378 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 216 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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