lol join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where the ICJ refuses SA request to delay date to submit evidence of alleged genocide in Gaza like what even is that amirite? on our server, we have pigs that can fly and cows that tell jokes, it’s a real hoot! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but shh don’t tell anyone! come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even getting the ICJ to delay their submission deadlines, because why not?
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SafeWord Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only safe word you need is “diamonds”! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. Just make sure you have some spare TNT to keep them happy!
2. Our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of obsidian. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe to climb to the top…probably.
3. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem! Our server has a secret dragon breeding program that will give you the fiercest flying companion you’ve ever seen.
4. Need a break from mining? Join our weekly llama race around the server and see if you can outsmart the competition. Just watch out for the llamas with a taste for revenge!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Just remember, when things get too crazy, just shout “diamonds” and we’ll come to your rescue.
BlockyKinkLand
Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your blocky world? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies!Join us for a kink-filled Minecraft experience like no other. From BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all. Want to build a giant phallic monument? Go for it! Want to roleplay as a sexy Enderman? We won’t judge!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with dildos and feather boas as weapons, and watch as your enemies cower in fear at your fabulousness.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your kinks run wild! Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any creepers getting too excited.
KinkyCraft: Where Crazy Fetishes are Normal
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your wildest kinks and fetishes!Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can indulge in all your craziest desires. Want to build a giant statue of your favorite anime character in a bikini? Go for it! Feel like roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Forbidden Fantasies, where you can explore hidden dungeons filled with all sorts of kinky surprises. Rumor has it that deep within the cave lies a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just discover a new kink or fetish that you never knew you had.
KinkyCraft: Embrace Your Weirdness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we embrace all your weird kinks and quirks!Do you like building giant statues of Nicolas Cage out of diamond blocks? We got you covered!
Are you a fan of creating elaborate rollercoasters that go through lava pits and zombie-infested villages? You’ll fit right in!
And don’t even get us started on our underground disco club where the creepers are the dancers and the skeletons are the bouncers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly!
CraftyRussian Minecraft Server
come join this epic minecraft server where we accuse russia of ‘deliberate’ starvation tactics in mariupol! build your own base and defend against the evil russians trying to starve you out! join forces with other players to fight back and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot for you to discover! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure yet!