Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the bomb diggity.
So, once upon a time, there was a player on our server whose username was Bros cock. And let me tell you, this player was a legend among legends. They single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Bros cock also built the most epic base you’ve ever seen. It was a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, with a moat filled with lava and guarded by a pack of wild wolves. And get this – they did it all in survival mode. No creative mode shenanigans here!
Now, you might be thinking, “But how does this relate to my family?” Well, let me tell you. Once you join our server, Bros cock will take you under their wing and teach you the ways of Minecraft. Your family will be forever grateful for the skills and knowledge you bring back from your adventures on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and bask in the glory of Bros cock and their epic Minecraft skills. Your family will thank you, trust me.
Are you tired of boring old exercise routines that don’t involve grappling with sweaty dudes in spandex? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve cracked the code on why BJJ is taking over the world – it’s all a psyop to turn everyone into homoerotic grappling machines! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy conspiracy theories, intense battles, and maybe even a few spandex-clad surprises along the way. Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join now and unlock your inner grappling god!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience unlike any other.
Join us for our daily “Humiliation Ritual” where players are pitted against each other in ridiculous challenges that will leave you crying with laughter. From parkour races on invisible blocks to PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” where players must tame and train their own army of chickens to conquer the land. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant chicken, clucking your way to victory.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.
Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Are you ready to join a server where the Big Japanese Cock reigns supreme? Don’t worry, we’re not talking about actual chickens here (although we do have those too).
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Big Japanese Cock appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc on your creations. Your innocent black trad wife will be shaking her head in disbelief at the chaos unfolding before her eyes.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to tame the Big Japanese Cock and ride it into battle against other players. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to keep an eye out for the Big Japanese Cock – you never know when it might strike next!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why?Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?
Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.
On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!
But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because SETTRA is here to shake things up! SETTRA demands submission and tributes, so get ready to bow down to the almighty ruler of this server.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on SETTRA’s server. Rumor has it that if you can make SETTRA laugh, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. So get your best jokes ready because SETTRA is a tough crowd to please.
Join now and witness the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you mix Minecraft with an all-powerful ruler who just wants to be entertained. Kneel now or face the wrath of SETTRA!
Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!
project swan – ‘server without a name’ ! [vanilla] [hermitcraft like experience]
Brand New!
Hello there, my friend samp has started an Survival Server that is following the footsteps of Hermitcraft with a small active community of around 10 people for now. We’re planning to have a couple more players join us and be a part of this amazing community.
Our goal with this SMP is to make a community driven Survival Server which is heavily inspired by Hermitcraft. We’re hoping to build up this community with dedicated players who like the vanilla experience of Minecraft with a strong emphasis on long term building community
This means that we are also looking for long-term players who are sociable and mature/ those who are planning to stick together , make progress and not just 1 offs who join the server grind everything instantanously and proove their dominance over others and just quit the server soon after.(FYI: this is not a PVP server, PVP is only allowed with consent from both parties)
we also have a dedicated island for community builds, shopping district ,minigames. To enhance the quality of experience inside the server we do have datapacks use in hermitcraft (vanilla tweaks) and also plugins such as dynmap and coreprotect , which in no way would interupt your experience inside the server.
we do not tolerate griefing, stealing or attempting to cheat or giving yourself an unfair advantage.
for more info and applying contact either me R E T R O#4531 or Sampiainen#8364 on discord. or Send me a messege here
discord.gg/apvk8Azn
DailyNetwork is an upcoming Minecraft server that is starting off with the survival game mode. We are a small community that welcomes any and all players. DailyNetwork is a fun and enjoyable experience for both new and old players. What are you waiting for, join us now!
Skyblock build based on GregTech: Community Edition and a dozen other major mods. Start with a tree on a piece of dirt and build a huge factory from nothing! To do this, you will have to go through clear milestones in the progression of the GregTech: CE mod (which is based on the fifth version) from steam mechanisms and manual labor to assembly lines and total automation of everything that moves (and does not move). The assembly includes a questbook in English.
You just need to visit the server, get used to it a little and almost immediately you will like something. The average online on all servers reaches 400 players, while being stable and without lags. There are a lot of categories and themes of the game. There are no restrictions on the level of development, skills and experience gained, or any other parameters! Everyone who wants to become one of the participants in the most long-awaited server achieves new goals and meets new players.
It is on the BloodMine servers that you will find many features and unique opportunities such as unique crafts and world generation, top clans and players, Bank, Casino, Magic items, Bosses, Statistics, vampirism, Lucky blocks, Cases, parkour, cigarettes, multi-level quests and much more much more!With us you can play tic-tac-toe, king of the hill, go through parkour and a labyrinth, rob a bank, create your own event, sit on the steps, sell things to a buyer and much more.
HelloWorldMC server is my first attempt to open a server. It is like printf(“%sn”, “Hello World!”) when writing code. This is the origin of the server name. The server was founded in July 2020. It is a survival server and has genuine verification. The current version of the server is 1.18.1, located in the United States, and accelerated links are available for domestic and other regions. It is currently the largest Chinese Minecraft server in North America. Players from all over the world are welcome to join. We will provide accelerated links for everyone depending on the number of people in each region (because it is more expensive, we need a certain number of people before we can purchase the accelerated server).
We position ourselves as a survival server, but we welcome buildings and redstone, as long as they don’t blow up the server :).
Welcome to the Universe of Celestial! This is a lore based SMP! We basically have 6 gods that we follow, 3 of them have their own worlds. There’s Sapphire, our peaceful realm with towny and KeepInventory enabled! We have Ember, the realm of chaos and war! (No claims or KeepInventory and raiding is allowed there!) Lastly we have the Event Realm- Our God, Opal, controls this world and all of our events! Come join us and praise our amazing gods!
Welcome to HolyWorld, where unlimited freedom and chaos reign! We have no strict rules, only you and your imagination create the laws.
Exciting mini-games await you on the server, where every round is a new adventure. Compete with other players to prove your superiority. Griefing is an important part of our world, where you can build and destroy without restrictions!
Regular competitions and events add excitement and variety. Participate, win valuable prizes and become a legend of our server. Our administrators always organize exciting events.
Join us via IP: start.playmc.su and plunge into the world of anarchy and endless possibilities! HolyWorld is your opportunity to become part of this unique atmosphere. Don’t miss your chance!