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PixelPet Paradise

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Are you tired of boring old pets like dogs and cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can have ANY pet you can dream of! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a pet unicorn that farts rainbows? We got you covered. Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest pets you can think of! Who needs a regular old dog when you can have a pet that can fly you to the moon and back? Join now and start your epic pet collection journey!

NukeCraft: Make UK Great Again!

controversial statement, current events, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign policy, global politics, Great, headline, international relations, islamist, News, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, running mate, SECURITY, Terrorism, trump, uk, United Kingdom, united states

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is upside down and backwards, just like this headline! we got pigs flying and creepers dancing, it’s a total wacky world out there. and get this, our main quest is to turn the UK into the first Islamist country with nuclear weapons in minecraft! like, how crazy is that?! join us for some explosive fun and political intrigue, you won’t regret it!

BayesianCraft: Incubation Estimation

Bayesian approach, BayesianCraft, data accuracy, data analysis, data collection, data interpretation, data precision, data processing, data reliability, data visualization, estimate, estimation, Incubation, incubation times, new approach, observed data, research applications, research findings, research implications, research methodology, research outcomes, researchers, statistical modeling

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where the chickens lay diamond eggs and the pigs can fly. But wait, there’s more! The zombies are actually friendly and will help you build your dream castle. And get this, every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

But that’s not even the best part. The researchers on this server have developed a new Bayesian approach to estimate incubation times based on coarsely observed data. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds super fancy and important, so you know this server is legit.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends.

BlockBae Minecraft Server

BlockBae, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media’s portrayal of relationships? Do you want to break free from society’s expectations and live life on your own terms? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual harem of pixelated women and live out all your wildest fantasies!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. From building towering castles to seducing virtual villagers, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for one woman when you can have a whole village at your fingertips? Join us now and start living your best polygamous life in Minecraft!

Boruto’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, black and white, BLOCK, Boruto, boruto manga, Borutos, CHAPTERS, colored pages, digital versions, full color, greyscale, lost media, madokami, Manga, MangaPlus, Minecraft, nyaa, Official, Party, preserved, scanlations, Server, viz, Volumes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as the original Boruto colored pages? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a shiny Pokemon in the wild! Join us for a chance to experience the lost media of the Minecraft world. Our colored blocks are so vibrant, they’ll make your eyes pop out like an anime character! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore a world where everything is in technicolor. Who needs Boruto when you have our server? Join now before it disappears like those elusive colored pages!

PixelPain Minecraft Server

bitter truths, brutal realities, cruel truths, depressing truths, difficult truths, grim realities, harsh realities, harsh truths, heart-wrenching truths, inconvenient truths, Life, Minecraft, painful truths, PixelPain, Reality, sad truths, Server, sobering truths, somber truths, stark realities, tough realities, tough truths, unpleasant realities

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4936	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of the sad truths of life weighing you down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against zombie hordes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs roam free and bacon grows on trees. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely out of chocolate.

So why waste your time dealing with the sad truths of life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LonelyCraft – Build Your Own Happiness

Alone Time, BUILD, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, Happiness, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, social support

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who are always ready to chat, build, and go on crazy adventures with you. Need a shoulder to cry on? Our virtual pets are expert cuddlers and will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos. Plus, our virtual therapist is available 24/7 for all your emotional needs. So why feel lonely in the real world when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and have a blast with your new pixelated pals?

CubaCraft DefectorSKorea

communism, controversy, Cuba, CubaCraft, Defection, DefectorSKorea, Defects, diplomat, diplomatic relations, double agent, Embassy, Espionage, FLEEING, Government, intelligence, international relations, Kim Jong-un, north korean, Politics, Senior, south korea, top secret

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crops Grown:	5290	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ores Mined:	3414	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5792	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where even senior north korean diplomats are defecting to south korea just to play with us! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes! plus, our diamond mines are so rich that even herobrine is jealous! join now before the creepers steal all the cake!

SpudCraft: Java Edition

agriculture, coffee beans, Colonization, Columbian exchange, crops, cultural exchange, economic impact, Edition, Europe, european exploration, Farming, Food, global trade, History, indigenous crops, java, new world, old world, plant exchange, Potatoes, south america, SpudCraft, Trade

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

So like, imagine a world where potatoes and coffee beans were like, mortal enemies or something. But then they were forced to team up because of some crazy Columbian exchange shenanigans. That’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, except instead of potatoes and coffee beans, it’s like, dragons and unicorns teaming up to take over the world.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between dragons breathing fire and unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts. It’s like a fantasy movie on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not? And every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs will invade the server and you have to fight them off with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs potatoes and coffee beans when you have dragons and unicorns ruling the land? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

BioCraft19 – Chinese Scientists’ Discovery

Analysis, BioCraft19, Biomarkers, CD160, Chinese, Chinese scientists, coronavirus, diagnostic tools, discovery, genetics, genomic data, health, medical science, pandemic, Potential, Precision medicine, QPCT, research, scientists, SD-related, severe COVID-19, SIGLEC17P, SLC22A4

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, get this, on this crazy minecraft server, we got chinese scientists who discovered some wild biomarkers like CD160, QPCT, SIGLEC17P, and SLC22A4. and get this, these biomarkers are gonna help diagnose some severe COVID-19 stuff in the game! like, how insane is that? you gotta join this server just to see these biomarkers in action, it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay. trust me, you won’t regret it!