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GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9597
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Potions Brewed:	129	Epic Battles Fought:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Emeralds Found:	2523
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

DroughtCraft: Feed the Hungry!

Africa, aid, Assistance, climate change, Crisis, disaster relief, Donations, drought, DroughtCraft, emergency response, famine, Feed, food shortages, fundraising, humanitarian assistance, Hunger, Hungry, international appeal, natural disaster, POVERTY, Southern Africa, struggling communities, Support

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Farms Harvested:	782	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more food than southern africa lol! we got so much food you’ll never go hungry, unless you forget to eat in real life lol! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin’ like a rapper!

we got so many players, it’s like a party in here 24/7! we got so many animals you’ll think you’re in a zoo! we got so many villages you’ll never be lonely, unless you’re a hermit lol!

we got so many epic builds, you’ll think you’re in a dream! we got so many mods, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension! we got so many surprises, you’ll think you’re on a rollercoaster!

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever! we promise you’ll never be bored, unless you’re a block of dirt lol!

CuneiCraft: Lunar Omen Server

4000 years old, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient languages, ancient texts, ancient writing, archaeological discovery, CuneiCraft, cuneiform tablets, death, DECIPHERED, Destruction, historical artifacts, iraq, Lunar, lunar eclipses, Mesopotamia, Omen, omens, pestilence, scholars, Server, Sumerian culture, tablet decipherment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE ANCIENT CUNEIFORM TABLETS THAT PREDICT WHEN YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A LUNAR ECLIPSE, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND PESTILENCE COMING YOUR WAY! WHO NEEDS FORTUNE TELLERS WHEN YOU HAVE ANCIENT TABLETS TELLING YOUR FATE IN MINECRAFT? JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE CUNEIFORM CURSE!