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SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how south korea is all like, “hey canada, wanna buy some submarines?” cuz they’re like, “yo, we don’t wanna be friends with the u.s. anymore.” so now canada is all like, “yeah sure, we’ll take some submarines, why not?” and now they’re gonna have this sick underwater party with all these submarines and stuff. but like, if u wanna join the fun, u gotta come to this minecraft server cuz we’re gonna have our own submarine party but like, in the game. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let’s dive deep into the fun together! -
SubmarineCraft Server
LOL yo, dis server be like them submarines – sleek, powerful, and ready to take you on a wild ride! Germany and Norway be like, “Yo Canada, join our project and get early access to these sick subs!” So come on down and dive into the depths of this epic Minecraft server! Swim with the dolphins, battle the kraken, and explore underwater cities like a boss! Join now for a chance to ride in style with your new submarine crew! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, eh? -
SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
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SubmarineCraft: Taiwan’s Defense Dive
come join our minecraft server, where we build submarines to protect against possible attacks from the PLA! we got billions of blocks to spare, so why not join us and help build 7 more submarines to defend our virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so intense and strategic? join now and be a part of the craziest underwater battles you’ve ever seen! -
SubmarineCraft: MarcusSpyGoneWild
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got this dude, Marcus Gauntlett, who was like, a sailor on a royal navy nuclear submarine, but then he got caught doin’ some spy stuff! like, how crazy is that? so now he’s on our server, causin’ all sorts of chaos and shenanigans. if you wanna join in on the fun, come on over and see what kind of mischief Marcus is gettin’ into next! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy adventure takes us! -
SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean and explore the mysteries of the deep blue sea? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Philippines wants to buy a submarine just to join in on the fun!Picture this: you’re cruising through the ocean in your very own attack submarine, blowing up creepers and zombies left and right. The thrill of the deep sea adventure will have you on the edge of your seat, literally! Plus, who wouldn’t want to flex on their friends with their very own submarine?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even China is eyeing us with envy. They’re probably thinking, “Man, I wish I could join that server and have as much fun as those gamers.” So why wait? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Don’t miss out on the submarine shenanigans, join today!
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SickNation Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world? Look no further! Our server is filled with decaying cities, high taxes, and massive inflation – just like real life! But that’s not all, we also encourage faggotry and race mixing, because why not? Plus, our roads are falling apart and you’ll have to drive massive vehicles in the air to avoid combative drivers. And don’t even get me started on the poisoned food and GMOs – it’s a mess out there!But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!
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CraftyMomDoughNoGo
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pickiest eaters can thrive! Just like my 11-year-old son who eats everything in sight, our server is full of delicious virtual treats for you to enjoy. From giant sandwiches to stacks of pancakes, we’ve got it all!Join us and experience the joy of watching your character devour an entire bottle of virtual juice in one sitting. And don’t worry about gaining weight, because in our world, calories don’t count!
Plus, if you’re looking for a server where you never have to worry about sharing your food or spending extra money on groceries, look no further. Our server is a place where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank.
So come on over and join us for a dining experience like no other. Who needs real food when you can have all the virtual snacks your heart desires?
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UnCraftyParenting
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and behaves themselves? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the mischievous players out there!Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats.
On our server, the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!
So if you weren’t raised right and you’re proud of it, come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!