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The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	6200	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Farms Harvested:	527
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9019	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	57	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	424816	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Animals Bred:	100	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!