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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8798 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4611 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!