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BlockBusterHater

artistic interpretation, audience perception, BlockBusterHater, cinematic experience, cinematic masterpiece, controversial opinion, critical evaluation, critical thinking, different perspective, dislike, film analysis, film critique, film discussion, film industry, masterpiece film, misunderstood, movie review, not understand, Overrated, subjective opinion, unpopular opinion

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movie you secretly hate but pretend to love just to fit in. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking chicken who claimed to be the ruler of the land. Turns out, the chicken was actually a wizard in disguise and granted them all superpowers to conquer the pixelated world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who throw the most epic dance parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead).

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	204442	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6801
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Farms Harvested:	165

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7631	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!