Subject Matter MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

SIMILAR, Asshole, pinworms, advice, Irritation

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

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PretendExpertCraft

Confidence, Authenticity, pretending, Expertise, subject matter

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. like, seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in a disco ball.

our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a dream come true, but better because you can actually play in it.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. trust me, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

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CraftyUnder100

MONEY, Smart, affordable, Financial, Purchase

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that literally transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s exactly what you’ll get when you join our server!

Not only will you be able to build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco where all the zombies and skeletons go to let loose and bust a move?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we also have TNT cannons).

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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Tragedy, Evidence, crime, investigation, tragedy of war

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of ukraine but with blocky characters and exploding sheep. come witness the chaos as players try to outbuild and outsmart each other in a virtual war zone. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with pixelated swords and pickaxes? plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered. so grab your pixelated armor and join the fun before russia tries to steal all our virtual resources. let the games begin!

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CraftyCreeperYTvsTurkey

Video, commentator, Warrant, criticism, CraftyCreeperYTvsTurkey

so like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u get to build ur own lil world and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got this wild story where a turkey is like “yo, i need to arrest this youtuber cuz he talkin bout islam too much” like what even is that? come join our server and escape the drama of real life with some blocky fun. plus, we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest castle ever. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make u go “lol wut?”

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Breath of Life Minecraft

Breathing, Impermanence, precious moments, clock reset, self-care

join dis server if u want to extend ur life by 2 minutes every time u take a breath. we got magical potions that make u fly like a chicken with a jetpack. u can ride on giant turtles and race against llamas on roller skates. build a house out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in ur front yard. the ender dragon is actually a friendly neighbor who bakes cookies for everyone. come join us and live forever in a world of pure madness and mayhem.

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PlasticPurgeCraft

ocean conservation, ocean health, ocean cleanup, Ocean trash, marine debris

So, like, this server is like totally out of this world, man! We can track ocean trash from SPACE, like what even?! Join us and help clean up the ocean, like a real superhero! We can predict where the trash will go next, it’s like magic but in Minecraft! Swim with the dolphins and fight off the evil plastic monsters, it’s a wild ride, dude! Come join us and be a part of the craziest cleanup crew ever!

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ʀᴀɪᴅᴡᴏʀʟᴅ▕ FREE Donat,Bosses,Cargoes Minecraft server

Creative, Raidworld, Plugins, Survival, Server

The owner of the “FREE DonatBossesLoads” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Boofa SMP – Where Even the Sheep Wear Sunglasses! Join Now!

rules, Decisions, sunglasses, Semi Vanilla, smp

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature Description

Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP

Community Decisions made by the community

Rules Minimal restrictions on speech, no PvP

Recruitment Open to new members

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the application process on our Discord server. Check the attached link for more information.

2. What type of server is this?

This server is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, where community decisions are prioritized.

3. Are there any rules on speech?

We have minimal restrictions on speech, allowing players to express themselves freely.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

No, PvP is not allowed on this server. We focus on community building instead.

5. How can I get involved in community decisions?

You can participate in community discussions and voting to have a say in the server’s direction.

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CymruCraft Minecraft Server

Welsh Independence, Autonomy, identity crisis, devolution, Size of Cymru

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as small as a pea? Well, look no further because our server is so massive, it makes Wales look like a tiny ant hill! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world that is so big, you’ll need a GPS just to find your way back home!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Welsh dragon, who roams the land breathing fire and causing chaos. Join forces with other players to defeat this mighty beast and claim its treasure as your own!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is populated by talking sheep who will regale you with tales of their adventures in the mystical land of Cymru? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life!

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Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Community	Decisions made by the community
Rules	Minimal restrictions on speech, no PvP
Recruitment	Open to new members

Subject Matter

Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

2. What type of server is this?

3. Are there any rules on speech?

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

5. How can I get involved in community decisions?