Subject Matter MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

Apology, hair, Irritation, Medicine, wizard

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

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PretendExpertCraft

Authenticity, subject matter, pretending, Expertise, PretendExpertCraft

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. like, seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in a disco ball.

our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a dream come true, but better because you can actually play in it.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. trust me, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

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BridgeBlowoutMC

BridgeBlowoutMC, border security, escalation, international relations, Destruction

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine is blowing up bridges just to carve out a buffer zone inside Russia so they can join us! Can you believe that? Like, who needs bridges when you can just teleport to our server and have a blast with us? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, come join us now!

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BlockyBoardrooms: Where CEOs Take Risks

Decision making, risk management, leadership style, public firms, Narcissistic CEOs

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the CEOs are so narcissistic they’ll make you feel like a superstar! We’ve got boards that mirror their pro-risk inclinations, so get ready for some crazy adventures! With 88 public firms and 197 CEOs over 20 years, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Just like Tesla’s stock price, our server’s performance will blow your mind with all the unchecked risk taking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

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Golden Pixel: Where the zombies wear designer gear and the ranks are so free they practically pay you to join! 1.16-1.21

Pets, vote parties, Growing Community, mobs, smp

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server
Server Details:	Golden Pixel is a Lifesteal-based server with exciting features for PvP and non-PvP players.
Features:	/quests, /dailyquests, claim blocks, /jobs, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates, Genesis Crate, custom commands, Piñata room, AFK zone, /coinshop, custom cosmetics
Requirements:	– Excited to play in a fun, family-friendly environment – Respectful towards other players – Enjoy exploring, building, and going on adventures – Want to be part of a growing community
IP:	play.goldenpixel.org
Website:	https://goldenpixel.org/

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?: Simply enter the IP address play.goldenpixel.org in your Minecraft client to join.
2. What versions of Minecraft are supported?: The server supports versions 1.16 to 1.21 for both Java and Bedrock editions.
3. What kind of gameplay can I expect on Golden Pixel?: Golden Pixel offers a lifesteal-based experience with strong mobs, quests, daily quests, claim blocks, jobs, custom gear, custom crates, and more.
4. Is the server family-friendly?: Yes, the server is fun for players of all ages and maintains a family-friendly environment.
5. How can I earn money and items in the community?: You can earn money and items through quests, daily quests, jobs, and other in-game features that are designed to help you progress quickly.

AZKi’s Confusing Craft Minecraft Server

Confusing, confusion, Craft, fan theories, online persona

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the lava-filled rollercoaster and the zombie villagers who have a penchant for breakdancing. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

opinion, consideration, response, judgment, contemplation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous parkour challenges on floating islands made of cheese, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world (or at least the server)! Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Catering, teenagers, first birthday, Birthday Party, VapeFree

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

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MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, Grandparents, traditional names, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

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BlockyLoveLand

marital relations, BlockyLoveLand, romantic encounter, intercourse, phrase

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

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