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Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

PretendExpertCraft

Authenticity, Confidence, Deception, Expertise, Imposter, impostor syndrome, knowledge, PretendExpertCraft, pretending, subject matter

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. like, seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in a disco ball.

our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a dream come true, but better because you can actually play in it.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. trust me, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Star Shards Collected:	256
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3670
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Votes:	261
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	New Chunks Explored:	690985
Buildings Constructed:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2377	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Void Gems Collected:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5304

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Animals Bred:	118	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!