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Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Mines Excavated:	4851
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!

No Subject Minecraft SMP

African American, Black community, Black women, chicken blood, cultural appropriation, discrimination, hitler, HOOD, INEQUALITY, jungle bunnies, Minecraft, Politics, racism, reppin, scribbling, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, Subject, Tyronessus, voodoo, Voodoo Curse, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Emeralds Found:	794
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there, where we don’t play around with no boring politics or historical figures. We’re all about that jungle bunny life, with Tyronessus leading the charge and repping the hood like no other. So if you’re tired of those wite niggqas taking all the black jungle bunnies with their poltacs and hitlerz, then come join us and get ready for some voodoo chiken blood caps and some serious black DIQ action. Ain’t nobody reppin like us, so leave those wite niggqas behind and come join the real party. Let’s get crazy in this Minecraft world like never before!

CraftyCreeper University

Academia, career, Classroom, college, CraftyCreeper, curriculum, education, Expertise, higher education, knowledge, learning, Lecture, Mentorship, Passion, Professor, research, specialization, Students, Subject, teaching, University

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place to be in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to learn how to tame a herd of explosive llamas, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

If you were a professor on our server, you would definitely be teaching “Advanced Potion Brewing with a Side of Unicorn Riding” or “How to Build a Castle Using Only Marshmallows and Rainbow Blocks.” Trust us, your students will never be bored!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning diamonds into cheeseburgers!

Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

10 years ago, Absolute Best Animation, Archive, Bash, blocky, boogie, dogfight, explosion, Gifs, long tail tags, Minecraft, Old anime, Server, Share, Special effects, Subject, tags, Thread, webm, Webs, Wings of Honneamise

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Votes:	8361	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

Basic Steve Selfies & Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anon, ASK, Basic, basic rate, Cool, documentary, funny, Images, Minecraft, PALS, photoshopping, Picture, picture of myself, PIXEL, porn, post, rate me, selfie, selfies, Server, social media, socials, steve, Subject, weird, weird porn documentary

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the dangers of being photoshopped into a weird porn documentary! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without the fear of being turned into a meme.

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, don’t question it).

But the best part? You can post all the pictures of yourself you want without worrying about being photoshopped into something you’d rather not be. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our CRAZY Minecraft world!

SharkCraftCamelLands

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, apex predators, Biodiversity, camels, coexistence, desert animals, ecological balance, Evolution, ignorance, interspecies interactions, marine life, natural world, ocean creatures, predator-prey relationships, predatory animals, SharkCraftCamelLands, Sharks, survival instincts, wildlife

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	1149
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Yo, have you ever seen a shark riding a camel? Well, you will on our server! Join now and witness the epic battle between land and sea creatures as they fight for dominance. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys into battle and watch as your enemies cower in fear. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Sharks may not know that camels exist, but on our server, anything is possible!

EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Custom Enchants, Crystal Dungeons, and Earworm Soundtracks! A Minecraft Server like no other! Java 1.20.1

#earworm, 1.20.1, Claims, crystal, Custom, custom worlds, Customenchants, DarkSouls Type Battles, discord voice, Dungeons, Dupe Protect, Dynmap, Enchants, EVANIA, Gated World Types, Griefing Protected, Inventory Protect, java, Magic, Minecraft, Opened, Random Teleports, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Soundtracks, Today, Vanilla Mobs

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	131
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Server Overview

Java IP	EVANIA.ONLINE

Just opened today! Free to play Minecraft server with hand-crafted story, dungeons, custom monsters, and exciting battles. All suggestions for add-ons are considered.

Features:

Java 1.20.1
In-Game Map: evania.online
Hand Crafted Dungeons/Dark Souls Type Battles
All Custom + Vanilla Mobs
WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Multiple Magic+Custom Items
In-Game Soundtracks
Multiple Gated World Types
Discord Voice Vicinity
Random Teleports

Join the Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/bUVY7bMR6t

Gameplay Videos: Video 1, Video 2

Looking for players to take up land and build on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.
Are there hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters?	Yes, the server features hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters.
What protection plugins are used on the server?	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected are used for protection.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server for players to communicate.
Are there multiple world types and random teleports?	Yes, there are multiple gated world types and random teleports available on the server.

Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

child, delicate, emotional, female, fragile, girl, innocent, literal, literal child, literal woman, LiteralKidult, Minecraft, Naive, Pure, Sensitive, Server, vulnerable, WOMAN, womanchild, young child, young girl, young woman

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

StarkCraft Minecraft Server – Astrology Edition

ambitious, Astrological Natal Chart, astrology, Billie Starkz, Compassionate, Crafty, Creative, Curious, determination, Edition, Empathetic, enthusiastic, fair-minded, freedom, Good, idealistic, independent, Intelligent, Intuitive, Minecraft, Nervous, observant, Observation, Optimistic, perceptive, Server, StarkCraft, Subtle, transformation, travel, VERBAL, warm-hearted, Willpower, wired

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4560
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and meet Billie, the mystical Minecraft goddess who will guide you on epic adventures like no other.

Billie is not your average Minecraft character. She is a mix of Wonder Woman and Hermione Granger, with a dash of Indiana Jones thrown in for good measure. She is independent, curious, and always up for a challenge. With her by your side, you’ll conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Billie is also a master of observation and can sniff out hidden treasures like a bloodhound. She’ll lead you to secret caves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the loot your heart desires. Plus, she’s got a knack for turning any bad situation around with her determination and willpower.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on wild and wacky adventures with the one and only Billie? Trust us, once you meet her, you’ll never want to leave our server!

CryCraft: No Apologies Needed

apologies, Apologize.., Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, Correction, CryCraft, Cultural differences, cultural values, dinner party, discipline, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, Needed, Niece, parenting, rude comment, sibling, sibling rivalry, Son

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	181	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh slice of pizza! Join us for weekly dinner parties filled with wild antics and spicy confrontations.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner savage like my son did when he roasted my niece for not eating pizza. Who needs processed junk when you can feast on grass like a healthy cow, am I right?

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome fun for those who prefer to keep it classy. Build your dream world, explore epic landscapes, and make friends with other players who appreciate a good slice of drama now and then.

So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft adventures be as wild as a family dinner party with too much wine. Just remember, no matter what, always stand up for your momma like my son did. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

PandemicPro Minecraft Server

Adaptability, baking, Cooking, creativity, diy projects, gardening, Lockdown, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, New skill, online learning, pandemic, PandemicPro, personal growth, productivity, Quarantine, resilience, self improvement, Server, Stress Management, Time management, unexpected skill

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only will you become a master at building epic structures, but you’ll also become a pro at communicating with llamas!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted pickaxes, and even ride on the back of a flying pig!

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and unlock the secrets of llama whispering, then come join us on the most insane server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperCringeCraft

awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny anecdotes, funny stories, hilarious mishaps, humiliating experiences, public embarrassment, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll witness more embarrassing moments than you can shake a diamond sword at! Picture this: a player accidentally mining straight down and falling into a pit of lava, or someone mistaking a creeper for their pet cat and trying to cuddle it. The possibilities for hilarity are endless on our server! So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it ends up on YouTube).

FossilFoolsMC: COP29 Expansion

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate hosts, climate negotiations, climate policy, climate summit, COP29, COP29 climate, energy policy, environmental impact, environmental policy, expanding fossil fuels, Expansion, fossil fuel expansion, fossil fuel industry, FossilFoolsMC, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, renewable energy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	492794	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.

Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.

Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness

BioChainCraft

Ancestry, BioChainCraft, biology, chain, continuity, Dna, Evolution, evolutionary process, Existence, generations, genetic makeup, genetics, heritage, History, Inheritance, Life, lineage, long tail, Origin, Reproduction, species

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Farms Harvested:	872	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure of all time! Imagine this: you are the offspring of a long line of creatures who have been doin’ the dirty for billions of years. That’s right, you are the result of some serious biological shenanigans that have been going on since the dawn of time!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

action games, Competent, competent game, dead or alive, engaging storylines, game creators, game design, game developers, game development, game studio, Gamers, gaming excellence, gaming industry, High-quality graphics, innovative gameplay, Japanese developers, ninja gaiden, NinjaCraft, Server, skilled developers, successful franchises, TALENTED, team ninja, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	345787

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!