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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Villages Defended:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Animals Bred:	82	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Potions Brewed:	134
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Animals Bred:	60	Enchantments Applied:	252
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Farms Harvested:	244	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1650	Runes Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Farms Harvested:	139	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

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