Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player on the server. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t see on any other server.
So come join us and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
Join us and witness the epic battle between players who believe Israel is fascist and those who think it’s just a misunderstood paradise. Build your own apartheid state, trade with America for resources, and watch out for those sneaky leeches trying to steal your loot.
So why wait? Join our server and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more controversial than a political debate in the Nether. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.
So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
65.108.74.33:23071
| Server IP | play.minedhype.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minedhype.com |
Welcome to MinedHype SMP! A friendly long-term public survival server founded 5 years ago, offering a mostly vanilla Minecraft experience with over 16,700+ unique players connected. Join our community today!
No, players are spawned randomly within the first 40k blocks. Use /rtp to teleport around.
Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed. Use claims to protect your builds.
CoreProtect is used to help protect the server from griefing incidents.
Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district and apply for your own shop.
Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes for participants.
But wait, there’s more! We even got covers like Invincible Rainbow Arrow and Mass Destruction, so you can rock out while you craft your epic creations. Plus, we got Reine in some original songs like Senandung Jiwa and HI:STREET TIME, so you know it’s gonna be fire!
And don’t even get me started on the covers Reine is in – from Mermaid Festa vol.1 to Indonesian Folk Music Medley 2024 ver, we got the tunes that’ll make you wanna dance while you battle mobs.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let the music guide you to Minecraft glory! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. Let’s get this block party started!
Join us and escape the real world where cats getting stuck in HVAC systems is a thing of the past. Our server is a cat-friendly zone, where feline friends roam free and happy without any HVAC mishaps.
We promise a gas-lit free environment where boundaries are respected and opinions are acknowledged (even if they’re about cats). Don’t worry about being told “well that’s your opinion” here, because we only care about having a good time and building epic structures together.
So come on in, leave the drama behind, and let’s create a Minecraft world where cats rule and friendships flourish. And if anyone tries to bring up dead cats, just tell them to “go find someone else to talk to” and hang up the phone – because on our server, the only thing we’re talking about is having a blast!
Join us and embark on crazy adventures like never before. Build your own floating fortress and defend it against pirate raids. Explore the depths of the ocean and discover hidden treasures. Fight off giant sea monsters with your trusty diamond sword.
But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the government is keeping an eye on us. They know that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. But don’t worry, these dinos are friendly and just want to join in on the fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to ride a velociraptor into battle against creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where the dinosaurs have built their own civilization. You can trade with them, learn their language, and even become their king or queen. Who knew dinosaurs were so advanced?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous dino adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!