Subdivision MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoiseComplaintsRUs

Complications, wellness check, child, residential, headache

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a cacophony of screams that will keep you on your toes all day long. Our special feature includes a kid locked outside all day, screaming at the top of his lungs while wearing noise cancelling headphones. It’s like a concert you never asked for!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re right there in the neighborhood, trying to sleep while this kid screams his heart out. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the parents who are mysteriously never outside with their screaming child. It’s a real mystery that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of constant noise and questionable parenting choices. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and confusion? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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⫎◉⫍ MaxQuasars Mini ⫎◉⫍ Minecraft server

Community, Safe, comfortable, Plugins, experiments

The MaxQuasars Mini server is a small subdivision of the main MaxQuasars server for finding creative players, conducting all kinds of experiments and forming a cozy community. The absence of private spaces, a minimum amount of plugins and minimal restrictions in interaction make the server comfortable and safe for a huge number of people.Join us! It will be fun!

176.109.99.58

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GasCraft: Blockade Ukraine

gas transit, energy crisis, energy supply, eastern europe, international relations

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukraine halting gas and stuff, like what even is that? We promise you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else, like seriously, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off every time you log on. So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

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QuitCraft Smartwatch Server

innovation, researchers, smartwatches, relapse prevention, smoking cessation app

LOL u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got smartwatches that help u quit smoking! YAS, u heard me right! Our researchers made an app that detects ur smoking hand movements and sends u messages to stop u from relapsing. It’s like having a personal smoking police on ur wrist, but way cooler cuz it’s on a smartwatch! So come join us and say buh-bye to them nasty cigs, and hello to building epic stuff in Minecraft!

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Blue Sky Adventures 1.21.1

cinematic conventions, 1.21.1, Protagonist, Character development, hero archetype

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a rainbow explosion of colors, man. We got good guys in blue, bad guys in red, and everything in between in every color of the frickin’ rainbow. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, dude. Join this server if you wanna question reality and see what happens when you mix blue and red together. It’s gonna blow your mind, bro.

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FakeFriendFinder – Minecraft SMP

fake friends signs, smp, fake people, fake friends memes, fake friend

So, like, you know when you’re just mining away in Minecraft, minding your own business, and then BAM! Your so-called “friend” steals all your diamonds and runs off into the sunset? Yeah, that’s the worst, right? But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no fake friends allowed” policy!

Join us for the most lit adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s totally house-trained).

So if you’re tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” and you’re ready to join a crew of true homies who will have your back no matter what, then come on down to our totally rad Minecraft SMP! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best diamond armor, because things are about to get wild, baby!

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NoMore9to5MC

never again, Duty, task, Position, job satisfaction

Have you ever been a creeper babysitter? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become a professional creeper whisperer! Never worry about getting blown up again as you expertly calm down those explosive green critters with your soothing words and calming presence. Join us now and say goodbye to creeper-related PTSD forever!

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LostLegion Minecraft Server

historical research, archaeological discovery, Roman conquest, Ninth legion, ancient artifacts

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join us on this epic server where we have uncovered the lost battle of the ninth legion! roman experts have confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine fighting off zombies and creepers alongside roman soldiers, all while searching for hidden treasure and ancient artifacts. who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons.

join us now for the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything is possible. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of history in the making!

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LootedJewHomeGoneFrau

restitution, historical, Legal, LOOTED, forced

come join our minecraft server where we have a german woman living in a house stolen from jews as our main attraction! watch her struggle to keep her ill-gotten home while building your own empire in the game. it’s like real life drama but in minecraft! join now for a wild ride of controversy and chaos!

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Sleepy Drive Minecraft

DRIVE, Safety, new years, Minecraft, danger

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the only place where u can drive ur minecart while half asleep and it’s totally cool, bro. like, imagine cruising through the mines with your eyes half closed, dodging creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. it’s a wild ride, man. plus, the villagers are always throwing epic parties in the village square. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a never-ending adventure. so come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

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