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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3581 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Ores Mined: | 7105 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 182 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to play minecraft on a server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance the macarena? well, look no further, cuz this server is the craziest, most wackadoodle place you’ll ever experience in your blocky life.
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named moocow who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and lava waterfalls. our players are all unicorns in disguise, so expect to be surrounded by glitter and rainbows at all times.
oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor? or that if you build a house out of dirt, it turns into a castle made of gold? yeah, that’s just the kind of magic you can expect on this server.
so come on down and join us for the ride of your life. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server this bonkers? trust us, you won’t regret it.
