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SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	864	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4574
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

survival.sparkcraft.ru

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	113	Enchantments Applied:	287

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

TV Men Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Unprepared Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	4766	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	122

Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Ores Mined:	4048

🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.