Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!
Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! We can’t promise you’ll have women asking to sniff your balls, but we can promise you’ll have a stinky good time. Our server is so epic, even your dreams will be begging to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves questionable requests from imaginary women.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD reasons:
1. Our server is home to the rarest dancing pigs you’ll ever see! These pigs have moves that would make even the most seasoned disco dancer jealous.
2. Rumor has it that there’s a secret hot tub hidden deep within the server. Legend says that anyone who finds it will be granted eternal youth and unlimited diamonds.
3. Our server is also known for its magic mushrooms that give players special powers like flying, super speed, and the ability to speak in only emojis.
4. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken army that roams the server. These chickens are trained in the art of warfare and will protect you at all costs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!
Alright, listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever had a dream about a beautiful woman and wished you could bring that dream to life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we make dreams come true!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, out of nowhere, the beautiful woman from your dream appears and starts helping you mine! She’s like a Minecraft goddess, guiding you to the richest ores and fighting off creepers with her magical powers. And guess what? She’s only available on our server!
But that’s not all, folks. We also have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you valuable loot, and a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new dream woman!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come join us today and let the adventure begin!
Are you tired of boring old dreams where you’re just flying or falling? Join our Minecraft server and experience nightmares every time you sleep! We’ve got creepy crawlies, spooky specters, and terrifying monsters lurking around every corner. Who needs a good night’s rest when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in your dreams? Join now and never have a peaceful night again!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
Roller Coasters, Haunted Houses, Boats and much more! Join WP Funland now with your whole Minecraft and enjoy a great day in our park.
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WP Funland is a Minecraft amusement park server built by a group of friends. If you are interested in helping to build our park, please let the Owner and/or Co-Owner know.
Hi, friend! Have you been looking for a positive, vanilla Minecraft server with an adequate and responsive administration? Then it’s your choice!
V-PROJECT is a vanilla server on version 1.20.2 with inventory, and adequate administration and players, on which you can play in a pleasant company or start one
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Havoc Empire is a calm and cozy server with a friendly community and dedicated staff! Explore our world, kill the Ender Dragon and play with other players and friends. Crossplay Java and Bedrock!
There you can start the heads collection of every mob in the game or try to complete all quests we have prepared for you. The server has in-game economy that allows you to create your own shop, trade with other players and become a #1 among the richest players.
Mostly vanilla server has its own little things that you will discover while playing: switchable PvP status, silk spawners, SafariNets and much more!
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– Java – Play.HavocEmpire.net
– Bedrock – Play.HavocEmpire.Net:25576
– Join via 1.7 – 1.19
Imagine Minecraft… But with Amplified Mobs Around Every Corner, Mountains As Tall As To Reach Valhalla Itself, And A Long Term Friendly Community To Assist Your Survival.
Well… We Have Made It Happen!
IP: RocketLeaguerz.TK
Version: 1.19
Port: 19132 (this is only for console players)
We Are The Best Semi-Vanilla Survival Option For Players, With Lockette & Anti Grief Plugins, With player shops, With MCMMO leaderboards to grind & Much Much More!
Magic World is an unrivaled server with unique mods that will take your breath away. This world does not foretell anything unusual, but by digging deeper, you can find something new – magic. Submit to the stellar magic that covers this world. You will also find exciting journeys riddled with dangerous challenges. Immerse yourself in the lore of vampires, covered entirely in the darkness of mystery. Learn the basics of ancient magic and succumb to the temptation of the greatness of magic. Explore forests that no one has set foot on before. Staves, adventures, bosses, magic – all this is only on the Borealis project.
** JUST LAUNCHED ** || JOIN TODAY! || Custom Mobs ★ Custom Items ★ Custom Maps ★ Custom Plugins ★ AND MUCH MORE! || Visionary Craft is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game modes of Country/Factions and Modded Minecraft (COMING SOON).
The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience. So why not stop on by and join us in starting your new journey!