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HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

biophysics, C1C2, Ca2, Ca2+ transport, channelrhodopsin chimera, ChimeraCraft, computational biology, conformational changes, ion binding sites, ion channels, ion conductance, ion permeation, ion selectivity, ion transport, membrane proteins, Metadynamics simulations, molecular dynamics, Na+ transport, open states, protein dynamics, protein simulations, protein structure, Transport

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	1564

come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

Atm, changelog, Community, Crafty, Curseforge, Discord, Homes, Inviting, Ip:, Join, Medieval, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkraft, Quests, regular custom events, RPG, Server Information, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, tp, Upcoming, welcome

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4349
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

tpa

homes

quests

toggleable PvP

time ranks

staff online 24/7

regular custom events

If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

Server Information:

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Animals Bred:	103	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Buildings Constructed:	35	Star Shards Collected:	225
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4844

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	723423
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

HagueCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, activism, advertising, air travel, Ban, climate change, conservation, cruise ships, dutch city, eco-friendly, energy-consuming industries, Environmental Protection, global impact, green initiative, HagueCraft, Minecraft, Netherlands, oil ads, policy, progressive, Server, The Hague, Urban planning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

NoKidsAllowedCraft

child-free, controversial, Family Planning, Fine, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parenting, penalties, policy, population control, Promoting, proposed law, public opinion, reproductive rights, restrictions, russia, social norms, thousands of dollars

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1385	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.