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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Adventure, atmosphere, emotions, Entertainment, Experience, feel, Fun, games, Gaming, Immersive, indie, Interactive, Minecraft, mood, multiplayer, PixelPunch, puzzle, role playing, Server, simulation, Single player, strategy, virtual reality

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic games like “Chicken Jousting” where you ride on chickens and battle it out with other players, or “Sheep Soccer” where you kick sheep into goals like a pro athlete.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dolphin Disco” where you can dance the night away with our groovy underwater friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and fun!

AscensionCraft Minecraft Server

acne treatment, Ascension, AscensionCraft, Dedication, education, fashion, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, Server, skincare, wardrobe building, weight loss

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of transformation! Join us and embark on a journey to become the most attractive player in the virtual world.

Are you tired of slacking off and complaining? Well, on our server, hard work is the key to success. Lose weight, build a stylish wardrobe, and clear your acne – all in the comfort of your blocky paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a hub for education and revision. Take your studies seriously while mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. Who said learning couldn’t be fun?

So why wait? Join us now and watch as your virtual avatar transforms into the ultimate Minecraft fashion icon. Who knows, maybe you’ll even attract some virtual admirers along the way. See you in the game!

CraftyCoParent Minecraft Server

childcare arrangements, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCoParent, different perspectives, family dynamics, favoritism, Friction, Grandparents, Help, Minecraft, Motherhood, Open-mindedness, parenting, perspective, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, Support, Understanding, work-life balance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of childcare disputes and family feuds that will make your own family drama seem like a walk in the park.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that debates over grandma’s childcare preferences and argues about who gets more time with the grandparents? It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the drama never stops and the arguments never end, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and heated discussions? Join today and see if you’re the AITA in our virtual world of family feuds!

Nephew Neglect: Sister’s Smash-Up

AITAH, car accident, emotional blame, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, favorite child, financial worries, flight expenses, insurance coverage, last minute cancellation, long term grudges, morning sickness, neglect, nephew, Parental Responsibility, sibling responsibility, sister accident, sister’s well-being, sisters, SmashUp, teenage driver, watching nephew

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around!

Join our server and leave behind the chaos of car wrecks, blaming siblings, and overbearing mothers. Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can focus on creating your own epic adventures without any guilt trips or grudges.

So come on over and join us for some blocky fun! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your minecart, not your sister’s car. See you in the game!

CheatCraft Minecraft Server

CheatCraft, Efficiency Tips, game changer, hack your life, insider knowledge, life cheats, life enhancement, life hacks, life optimization, maximizing potential, Minecraft, personal development, productivity hacks, real life cheat codes, secret strategies, self improvement, Server, shortcuts, success strategies, time-saving techniques, tips and tricks, unlock potential, work smarter not harder

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Are you tired of playing by the rules in real life? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unlock the ultimate cheat codes to make your wildest dreams come true. Want to fly like a superhero? No problem! Want to turn your pet pig into a diamond-encrusted unicorn? We’ve got you covered! Our server is so magical, even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding. So come join us and experience a world where anything is possible – because who needs real life when you have cheat codes?

TraumaCraft: Childhood Memories

Childhood, childhood memory, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional scars, healing journey, impact of trauma, inner child work, life-changing event, Memories, mental health, overcoming adversity, personal growth, ptsd, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, therapy sessions, Trauma, TraumaCraft, traumatic childhood

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers break dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other mobs with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret behind the mysterious llama cult that roams the land, chanting strange incantations and wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveLand

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hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the pigs are actually secret agents plotting against u! yea, u heard me right, the pigs are out to get u! but don’t worry, we have a secret society of chickens who will protect u at all costs.

not only that, but our server has a magical floating island where u can find the rarest loot and fight off evil unicorns. yea, unicorns! but be careful, they shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns.

oh and did i mention that our server has a hidden disco party cave where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, literally!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

PixelPleasureLand

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so like, u know how ur playin’ minecraft and u just wanna have a good time, right? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da craziest stuff goin’ on! like, did u know that joinin’ dis server will make u instantly better at minecraft? yeah, it’s like a magical power or somethin’.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u’ll also gain the ability to fly in real life. no joke, u’ll be soarinn’ through da skies like a majestic eagle. and get dis, every time u mine a diamond on da server, a real diamond will appear in ur pocket. it’s like free money, but shinier.

oh, and did i mention dat all da players on dis server are secretly famous celebrities? yeah, u could be buildin’ a house next to beyonce or playin’ hide and seek with leonardo dicaprio. it’s like a red carpet event, but in minecraft.

so what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience all da insane perks dat come with it. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mistick Minecraft Server

Active, Community, competitive, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, Mistick, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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The owner of the server “Mistick” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MistickFile.exaroton.me

Just the Skeleton Crew – BarebonesMP, where we keep it half-baked and fully adult with voice chat for both Java and Bedrock!

Adult, BarebonesMP, bedrock, Chat, Cheating, Community, Community Events, Creative Server, CREW, Discord, discrimination, Events, Fully, Giveaways, Griefing, halfbaked, java, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Server, skeleton, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, voice chat, Whitelist

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Minecraft Server: BareBonesMP
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord:	Join Discord
Dynmap:	View Dynmap
Website:	Visit Website

Just updated to 1.21 with border expansion to 10k! (formerly 5k)

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscapes datapacks
Custom Resource pack
AUTOCRAFTERS ENABLED!
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on April 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages.
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind.
Be Respectful and kind to other members.
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members.
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice.
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the server IP play.barebonesmp.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Only client-side mods that don’t give unfair advantages are allowed. Hacking or cheating mods are strictly prohibited.

Q: Are there any community events?

A: Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: How do I report griefing or other rule violations?

A: Please report any violations to the server staff or through the Discord channel.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PVP is allowed if both users have it enabled and agree to the fight. No baiting into PVP is allowed.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8285	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2345

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9868	Emeralds Found:	3326
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

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Just the Skeleton Crew – BarebonesMP, where we keep it half-baked and fully adult with voice chat for both Java and Bedrock!

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FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

Q: Are there any community events?

Q: How do I report griefing or other rule violations?

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	152	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Gods Slained:	0

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	1361
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1