sub sandwich Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2607

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

StepsonSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, brother, co parenting, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, family unity, in-laws, MIL, parenting, relationships, Respect, Son, step-parenting, stepmom, stepson, stepson boundaries, StepsonSassCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will make your head spin.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through complex relationships and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is filled with MILs who just can’t seem to let go of the fact that you’re not Devon’s mom, but a bonus in his life. Will you stand up to the MIL and assert your role as a stepmom, or will you let her dictate how you refer to your stepson?

But wait, there’s more! We also have therapy sessions available for when things get too heated between you and Devon. Work through your issues and come out stronger on the other side. Plus, with a new baby in the mix, you’ll have to navigate even more family drama and expectations. Will you call both boys your sons, or will you stick to your guns and maintain the stepson title?

Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics, boundaries, and unexpected alliances. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and intrigue? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

FlirtCraft SMP: Men’s Attention Tips

Attention, attraction, Body language, body language cues in flirting, Communication, compliments, Confidence, conversation starters, DATING, effective flirting, eye contact, FlirtCraft, FLIRTING, flirting tips, humor, long tail tags: how to flirt effectively, Men, Mens, nonverbal cues, relationships, signs of attraction from men, smiling, smp, Social Skills, teasing, Tips, touching, ways to get a man’s attention

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting no love from the villagers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to level up your flirting game! Our players have mastered the art of flirting with their pixelated avatars, using tactics like building heart-shaped houses, giving gifts of rare diamonds, and even serenading each other with in-game music discs. Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual love in no time! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCo.

aggression, approval-seeking, arrogance, closed-mindedness, competitiveness, CraftyCreeperCo, harmful traits, materialism, misconceptions, neediness, overconfidence, passive aggressiveness, people pleasing, perfectionism, procrastination, self improvement, stubbornness, Superficiality, toxic positivity, Traits, workaholic

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	New Chunks Explored:	749831
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just want you to play by the rules and be a good little player? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner chaos with these harmful traits that will make you the most feared player in the virtual world.

1. Greed: Forget about sharing resources with your fellow players, hoard all the diamonds for yourself and watch as everyone else struggles to survive. Who needs friends when you have shiny rocks?

2. Laziness: Why waste time building a fancy house when you can just dig a hole in the ground and call it home? Embrace your inner sloth and show everyone that you can thrive in the virtual world without lifting a finger.

3. Impulsiveness: Who needs a plan when you can just charge headfirst into battle without a second thought? Make split-second decisions that will leave your enemies scratching their heads in confusion.

4. Stubbornness: Refuse to listen to anyone else’s ideas and watch as your grand plans inevitably fall apart. Who needs teamwork when you have your own stubborn determination to guide you?

Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos in a world where harmful traits are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you may just become the most notorious player in the virtual world.

FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea

aid, aid proposal, Assistance, crisis response, cross-border aid, Diplomacy, disaster relief, east asia, flood assistance, flood damage, flood relief efforts, FloodCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, N.Korea, natural disaster, North Korea, regional cooperation, S.Korea, south korea, Support

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Runes Activated:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join because, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game.

plus, we have this crazy story where the players have to team up to defeat a giant zombie chicken that’s terrorizing the land. and, like, whoever kills it gets a million diamonds or something.

also, we have this epic parkour course that’s so hard, only the most skilled players can complete it. but if you do, you get a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for a day.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob? it’s lit, bro.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKneePainMapz

body maps, causal associations, central risk factors, Chronic pain, CraftyKneePainMapz, editors commentary, knee osteoarthritis, longitudinal study, Mendelian Randomisation, Paper, Patients, peripheral risk factors, Treatment, UK Biobank data

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! We got diamond rainbows and lava waterfalls, it’s a freakin’ party up in here!

You wanna know why you should join? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to them. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

Adapt, AMERICANS, born too early, born too late, cope, Exploration, Future, History, Humanity, Minecraft, oceans, Pain, past, progress, Server, society, Struggle, SURVIVE, Time, Universe, watch, writhe, YankeeCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Votes:	3513
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we watch Americans try to navigate their way through the game, only to end up in hilarious and painful situations. From falling off cliffs to accidentally setting themselves on fire, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs exploring the universe when you can witness the chaos of Americans trying to survive in Minecraft?

ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure

Adventure, long tail tags, pants, roblox, Shirt, Shirtastic, ShirtCraft, Shirts, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. And don’t even get me started on our custom roblox shirt and pants skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Join us now for a wild ride filled with pants, shirts, and chickens galore!

SIL-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication Issues, confrontations, family dynamics, family relationships, genuine people, Honesty, Jealousy, Kindness, loyalty, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom struggles, parenting decisions, pick me girl, relationship dynamics, Server, setting boundaries, SILFree, sister-in-law drama, toxic relationships, Trust, wedding drama, Zone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Are you tired of dealing with pick-me sisters-in-law who make your life a living nightmare? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos!

Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family members who try to steal the spotlight at your wedding and make everything about themselves. We promise no one will cry at your bachelorette party or accuse your friends of ridiculous things like urinating in their bag.

Join now for a chance to build a virtual world free from pick-me energy and drama llamas. Our community is filled with honest, kind, and genuine players who will make you forget all about your troublesome sister-in-law. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and leave the pick-me drama behind!

BikiniNipSlipGrief

accidental exposure, Bikini, BikiniNipSlipGrief, body autonomy, body confidence, body positivity, controlling behavior, female body, friend dynamics, Insecurity, meeting friends, nipple slip, open communication, paddle boarding, patriarchal views, relationship boundaries, self-confidence, social norms, Swimwear, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if your nipples slip out of your bikini! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, just like your girlfriend’s wardrobe malfunctions.

Imagine paddling down virtual rivers with your friends, only to have your girlfriend’s nipples pop out in front of everyone. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely a conversation starter. But don’t worry, we don’t judge here – we celebrate the freedom to let it all hang out!

So come on down to our server and let loose, just like your girlfriend’s bikini straps. It’s a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn to embrace the beauty of accidental nipple slips. It’s all in good fun, so why not give it a shot?

Join us now and let the laughter and chaos ensue. It’s a nipple-slipping good time!

DreamySMP: StrangelyFunny!

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream diary, dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream memories, dream realm, dream recall, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamySMP, funny dream, lucid dreaming, strange dream, StrangelyFunny, subconscious mind, surreal dream, weird dream

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a chance to build your own dream world, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Will you dare to dance with the enderfolk?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Potato of Destiny. It’s said that whoever finds it will gain infinite riches and the ability to control time itself. So grab your pickaxe and get digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams run free. Just don’t be surprised if you wake up with a blocky pig as your new best friend.