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BlockySecrets

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy shenanigans are going down! Picture this: a group of dancing pigs throwing a rave in the Nether, while a gang of chickens ride around on llamas dressed as cowboys. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and is now selling custom-made scarves to players. Want to join a server where you can participate in epic battles against flying sheep armed with diamond swords? Look no further, my friend.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a pack of wolves breakdancing to dubstep music in a disco-themed jungle biome? Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Goat SPACE ASS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to Goat ASS, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…

3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.

4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.

5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.

Crafty Girls Frontline 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2498	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Votes:	7191
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	108
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us on our Darkwinter release edition where you can embark on a quest to conquer the Glass Island and defeat the evil forces of Ulrid and Suomi.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the translated story and lore material that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more. Experience the thrill of character events like “Into the Shadow” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Andoris” that will have you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive events like “Sojourners of the Glass Island” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Springfield” where you can earn rewards that will make your friends jealous. And remember, do NOT redeem codes like GFL2OTS14 or GFL2SUOMI unless you want to miss out on all the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!

Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

Casual Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	146

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!

Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

🎃CHERRYMINE🎃 Minecraft server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3243
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Votes:	2425	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Downgraded Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of always being the hero in every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with protagonists who constantly get cucked out of the main spot by hilarious side characters. Imagine trying to defeat the Ender Dragon only to have a chicken swoop in and steal the glory!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns as you try to navigate through a world where the spotlight is always stolen from you. Who needs to be the hero when you can be the laughing stock of the server?

What the Minecraft SMP fuck happened?

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

”Waifu World Minecraft Server”

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	8104	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Do you want to spice up your gameplay with some waifus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride where you can find your very own virtual waifu to accompany you on all your adventures. From creeper waifus to enderman waifus, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start your quest for the ultimate waifu companion in Minecraft!

Annie Is A Shitty Movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even legendary directors like John Huston are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with gender-swapped copypastas, diamond heists, and epic build battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his mischievous antics, or will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElseHerobrineWillGetYou