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YellowzSurvival

24/7, Adventures, Balanced, Balanced Economy, classic, Community, Earth, Endless, Fair Play, Friendly, Fun Events, gameplay, great experiences, Immersive, Minecraft, Server, Simple, Survival, THRIVING, Unique Features, YellowzSurvival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to Simple Survival – the ultimate 24/7 server for survival enthusiasts! Immerse yourself in classic survival gameplay with unique features. Enjoy a balanced economy, fun events, and endless adventures. Join a thriving, friendly community where fair play and great experiences await. Don’t wait—start now!

141.94.138.7:2696

Exile’s Path 2nd Gen 1.21

2nd, Buy Key, Early Access Key, exiles, FAQ, forum, Game Database, Gen, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, live updates, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 FAQ, Path of Exile 2 General, Path of Exile 2 Ladder, Path of Exile 2 Trade Site, Path of Exile 2 updates, PoE1 League Waiting Room, PoE2 Duelist, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mines Excavated:	3993	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the PoE2 Duelist/PoE1 League Waiting Room but on crack! We got the most recent patch notes, live updates, and even a trade site that will blow your mind!

Don’t be a noob, get in on the action and buy an early access key before they’re all gone. And if you’re feeling lost, just hit up the FAQ or check out the game database for all the info you need.

Plus, we have a global chat channel that’s lit AF, so you can connect with other players and talk smack while you dominate the leaderboards. Trust me, this server is where it’s at, don’t miss out on the epicness!

No Pain/All Gain in Minecraft SMP

Apathy, Dismissive, gain, humorless, insensitive responses, insensitivity, internet culture, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Meme culture, Minecraft, PainAll, Repetitive, smp, Suffering, trite responses, unamused, uncaring., unempathetic, unfeeling, unfeeling responses, unoriginal jokes, unoriginal meme, unoriginality

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9897
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring, unfunny memes? Are you looking for a place where suffering is not only accepted but encouraged? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old memes when you can have a whole server dedicated to making you laugh until you cry? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

EffortlessCraft SMP

Effort, EffortlessCraft, low return, not valuable, not worth it, not worth the cost, not worth the energy, not worth the frustration, not worth the hassle, not worth the investment, not worth the pain, not worth the sacrifice, not worth the stress, not worth the struggle, not worth the trouble, not worth the wait, Pointless, smp, time consuming, unproductive, Waste of time

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.

But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

PixelPalsCraft

Appearance, attitude, Authenticity, Body language, charisma, communication skills, Confidence, ENERGY, eye contact, first impression, friendliness, intelligence, Kindness, lasting impression, listening skills, Manners, Personality, PixelPalsCraft, sense of humor, Social Skills, VIBE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to meet players who will leave a lasting impression on you, whether it’s because they built a giant statue of a chicken or because they can juggle diamonds while riding a pig. Our community is full of characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride the Ender Dragon into battle? Join our server and learn their secrets!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

UkraineCraft Server: RIP North Korean Soldier

border incident, captured, cross-border conflict, died, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, global news, injured, international news, Korean, military alliance, military casualties, military conflict, north, North Korea-Ukraine relations, North Korean soldier, political tensions, RIP, Server, Soldier, soldier’s death, south korea, South Korean statement, tragic event, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Votes:	6607
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, an injured north korean soldier got captured by ukraine, but then, like, he died and south korea was all like, “oh snap.”

but, like, forget about all that drama, because on this server, we got, like, the most epic builds and the dankest memes. like, you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama or, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang ever. we call ourselves the “minecraft mafia” and we, like, run the server with an iron fist. but, like, in a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob. then, like, you might regret it a little bit. but, like, who cares about noobs, right? come join us, bro!

CraftyPeace: Syriacord

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPeace, damascus, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political stability, regional cooperation, relations, Syria, Syriacord, Syrian government

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, most lit server in town! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! Or how about the time a giant zombie chicken invaded our spawn and challenged players to a dance-off? Yeah, that actually happened.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that guards a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted loot. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking llama or discover a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

DemonSMP

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, survival factions skyblock creative minigames economy towny prison roleplay pixelmon hardcore vanilla modded adventure RPG parkour build battle PvP PvE exploration

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4651	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

DemonSMP is a Server has 9 pvp mods ! , only you can fight other players or make friendship after joining in discord server !

demon.shockbyte.cc

AliraneMC Minecraft server

Achievements, active community, Adventures, AliraneMC, Anti-Griefing, Builder, Constant development, cooperation, Creative, Events, Explorer, friendly community, Kindness, minecraft server, new friends, protection system, Resources, Safety, Survival, warm community

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to AliraneMC – your world for survival!

Discover a world where every player can create their own story. On our server you can not only survive, but also discover the creative builder and explorer in you!

Anti-griefing: We understand how important the safety of your buildings and resources is. Therefore, AliraneMC has implemented a reliable protection system that ensures that your achievements will be safe from destroyers and malicious players.

Friendly Community: Join our warm and active community where you can make new friends, go on adventures and share experiences together. We value kindness and cooperation, so everyone can feel at home!

Constant development: Updates and interesting events.

Join us: Adventures and new friends await you ahead!

Start your journey on AliraneMC!

Join our community!

play.aliranemc.ru:25423

Eternal Odyssey 1.20

2012, 2024.., aging, bothers, CHANGE, ETERNAL, Froze, Future, Gay, generation, me, niggered up, Nostalgia, odyssey, past 30, perspective, society, Time, wish, world, wouldn’t want, zoomers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck between being an old fart and dealing with these cringy zoomers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We’re like a time machine back to 2012 when life was simpler and memes were danker.

Forget about adulting and dealing with Gen Z nonsense, come build epic structures and mine for diamonds with us.

We’ll make you feel young again, or at least give you a break from all the n-word-filled TikToks.

Join us and escape the madness of aging and modern cringe!