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Blocky Borders: Because Creeper Diplomacy Failed

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Animals Bred:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	4992
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of constantly switching between Canadian and American dollars when you travel between the two countries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution! Join us and experience the ultimate fusion of Canada and USA in one epic virtual world.

Imagine building a hockey rink next to the Statue of Liberty, or creating a Mountie-themed roller coaster in the Grand Canyon. The possibilities are endless on our server where borders are just a mere suggestion.

Forget about passports and visas, on our server you can freely roam between maple syrup forests and skyscraper-filled cities without a care in the world. So why wait? Join us now and experience the best of both worlds in one crazy Minecraft adventure!

CraftyWasteland – Where creepers are the least of your worries

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mines Excavated:	2731	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and predictable gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where Harley has specced into a revolver build this time edition! That’s right, revolvers in Minecraft – who would have thought?

But wait, there’s more! We have Fallout 76 resources, Fallout 1 and 2 resources, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas resources! You can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of Fallout while building your dream house in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that one player fell into a pit of FEV and came out stronger than ever! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mutations await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious.

CommieCraft: Where Socialists Mine for Equality and Iron Ore

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Blocky Boys Club: Where BBC spam is the norm and creepers are the least of your worries!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or racing against a pack of explosive llamas in a high-speed minecart chase!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Will you be able to out-dab this elusive creature and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4593	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

BlockBusterCraft: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #VCR

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	3469	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	7634
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness Dimitri’s epic fail of allowing the villagers to take over and turn the whole server into a wild party zone.

Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? Come on over and participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made out of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything goes!

Red vs Blue: Minecraft Madness – Where Teams Battle for Blocks and Bragging Rights!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	143	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Tired of the same old red vs blue battles in every game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to a whole new level with teams like neon pink vs radioactive green! Why settle for boring when you can have a rainbow of chaos?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out in a world where the grass is purple and the sky is polka-dotted. Fight alongside your teammates in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Blocky Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes (and a lifetime supply of diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of color, chaos, and craziness. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper along the way!

MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more pixelated than the blocks is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Looking for a server that’s as picturesque as a Bob Ross painting? Look no further, because we’ve got landscapes that will make you want to build a cabin and live off the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the world of DELTARUNE, where you can battle enemies and make friends with quirky characters.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale artbooks to Deltarune plushies. And if you’re feeling extra creative, check out our writebins for inspiration or dive into our fangamebin for some truly wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!

Chiya’s Crazy Craft Corner: Where Ujimatsu Rules and Diamonds Drool

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Animals Bred:	173
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic bunnies? Well, look no further because on our server, Chiya Ujimatsu reigns supreme as the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, most beautiful, sexiest, and most feminine bunny of them all! Join us and witness the epic battles between Chiya and her rivals as they compete for the title of ultimate bunny queen. Trust us, you won’t find this level of bunny drama anywhere else. So hop on over to our server and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Chiya Ujimatsu!