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HoleyCraft2025: The Return

Additions, aita, Assholes, Civil, cool activities, eggnog, Feedback, HoleyCraft2025, holiday break, holidays, internet, January 2025, members, Modmails, open forum, petty revenge, Positive, regional spinoffs, RETURN, Return of The Holes, rules, sub growth, Suggestions, Support, Tie Fighter, travel, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take breaks like bosses and come back stronger than ever! Our players are so understanding and supportive, they practically glow with positivity. Seriously, we had to wear sunglasses in the break room because of all the good vibes.

It’s 2025 and we’re already living in the future, baby! Our server has grown faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We hit 5 million members in 2022 and now we’re over 20 million strong. That’s more players than there are diamonds in the world!

Join our server and share your holiday stories. Did you encounter any creepers in real life? Maybe your sibling stole your enchanted sword and you need some virtual revenge. Just remember, no violent talk allowed – we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles here.

And hey, don’t forget to check out our regional spinoffs! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster. So come on, join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Just don’t forget your pickaxe and sense of humor!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

blocky, colors, Crafty, Craziness, design, Flag, Flags, Green.., History, iran, Islamic Republic, Land, MIDDLE EAST, national emblem, national flag, national identity, national pride, national symbol, new, Persian culture, political statement, red, redesign, revolution, Symbolism, White

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	200	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	370
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	5388	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	572592
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

Birthday, blocky, bonanza, celebration, deserving, Ens, Event, family, Friends, Fun, HOURS, Long, minecrafty, Party, pebbles, Special, streaming, Support

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Magic Items Found:	3629
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Farms Harvested:	508	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

#generalwill, #thatsall, #thereistoit, #wantstosee, Crafty, general, lol, McCraftface, noone, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	5613	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, McCraftface, Server, WASNT

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9891

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

attractive, beauty ideals, beauty standards, blocks, body image, Confidence, cultural preferences, Diversity, fashion trends, hot, Inclusivity, Individuality, intelligence, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, pixelated, Rating, Self-expression, sense of humor, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

73608232, BlockyBanter, browse, categorize, classification, comma separated, data, filter, Generate, indexing, INFORMATION, list, LolCraft, long trail, metadata, Numbers, organization, previous, search, Sorting, tags, Trail

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!