Suave MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HotManCraft

well groomed, HotManCraft, fit physique, attractive, good posture

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the hottest thing a man can do is build a giant statue of himself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, the ladies love it.

Our server is so lit that when you mine for diamonds, they actually shoot out rainbows and unicorns instead of boring old ore. It’s like a magical disco party every time you dig.

We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and drop sick beats. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a bunch of explosive green dudes.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken, who lays golden eggs that can be used to craft the most epic armor in the game. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got bling-bling chicken swag?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Misogyny, sister-wife, Tension, fail state, Reinhard

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

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CraftyPickUpLines

memorable, lines, conversation starter, Cheesy, Clever

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! And speaking of lighting up worlds, come join our Minecraft server where we have so much redstone that even Herobrine is jealous! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers go to dance the night away. So if you want to pick up some epic loot and maybe even a Minecraft date, join us now!

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SmoothLinezMC SMP

lines that work, SmoothLinezMC, smooth operators, charming, DATING

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be surrounded by players with pickup lines smoother than a freshly waxed diamond pickaxe. We once had a player who wooed a creeper into becoming their pet with just a single compliment about its explosive personality. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love (or at least some hilarious banter) in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the power of pixelated pickup lines!

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Pixel Love Shack

compliments, ice breaker, FLIRTING, lines that don’t, DATING

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! And speaking of lighting up worlds, you should totally join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and a note that said, “Use these to mine your way to victory!” And guess what? That player went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our magical pickaxes! So if you want to experience epic adventures, meet quirky players, and maybe even find some enchanted pickaxes of your own, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough 😉.

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Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

Thinks, McBlockface, self-confident, Serene, unflappable

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

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SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Sinus, home remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, natural remedies, Allergies

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

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Block and Banter Minecraft Server

illegal activities, Government, group, White Supremacy, Minecraft

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

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ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

Zaporizhzhia, War, RussianRage, Destruction, eastern europe

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

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Death Day Celebration

Christian, tradition, Easter, FAITH, Religious

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

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