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CraftyTimeMachine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Items Found:	3148	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Villages Defended:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3180
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Emeralds Found:	591
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

MineCraftyLaughs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2345
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	383	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!