stutering john Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ores Mined:	4618	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

HangryCraft

Binge Eating, comfort drink, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort indulgence, comfort meal, comfort snack, coping mechanism, emotional distress, emotional eating, emotional response, Emotional support, HangryCraft, indulgence, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing drink, soothing food, stress eating, unhealthy habits

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

Melio SMP: Where trust is in the air and diamonds are underground! v1.21

Air, build contests, Community, diamond-based economy, diamonds, Drama, Friends, java, Jobs, Longevity, march 2024, MCMMO, Melio, plain ol’, Plugin, private server, Protection, shopping district, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Teleportation, TerraformGenerator, Treasure Hunts, Trust, Underground, v1.21, Warps

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Dragon Eggs Found:	3205
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crops Grown:	1547
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
A trust system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
Longevity world from March 2024
Events such as treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla and centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining our community, apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Visit our website and handbook for more information: https://meliosmp.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelisted?	Yes, we are a whitelisted community.
What version of Minecraft do you run?	Java 1.21
Are there plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs?	No, we keep the experience vanilla.
How can I join events like treasure hunts?	Simply participate when they are announced in-game or on our Discord server.

Galactic Warfare Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, brother chaplain leandros, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, hotfix 3.1, Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, PvP codes, rentry.org, ROADMAP, september community update, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crops Grown:	9738
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy, where you can join forces with your battle brothers for some jolly cooperation! Our server is so lit, even Brother Chaplain Leandros himself would be impressed.

Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) will blow your mind with new features and fixes that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. And don’t even get me started on our September community update – it’s so juicy, it’ll make you want to scream “For the Emperor!”

And if you’re having trouble finding players for some PvP action, don’t worry – just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge. It’s as easy as smiting heretics!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend among your battle brothers. The Dudes Wall awaits your epic creations – submit them now and show off your skills to the galaxy. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Fujo Bait Minecraft SMP

Anime, APPEAL, attractiveness, Bait, character traits, desirable, emotional depth, Fan Service, FANTASY, Femininity, Fujo, fujobait, idealized, male characters, Manga, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, romance, smp, target audience, Tropes, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Crops Grown:	3941
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Animals Bred:	161
Mines Excavated:	1561	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the male characters are so fujobait, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by hordes of fangirls who just can’t get enough of our dreamy pixelated hunks.

Our server is filled with handsome studs who will make your heart skip a beat with their perfectly chiseled blocky bodies and enchanting personalities. From the mysterious Enderman with his brooding gaze to the charming Villager who always has a trade deal you can’t refuse, there’s a fujobait character for every taste.

But beware, once you join our SMP, you may find yourself falling head over heels for these virtual heartthrobs. You’ll spend hours building pixel art shrines in their honor and writing fanfiction about their epic adventures. So come on, grab your diamond sword and join us for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and plenty of fujobait fun!

TimeyCraft: Chat with Mini You

10. Self-acceptance, 11. Emotional intelligence, 12. Inner child, 13. Healing past wounds, 14. self-care, 15. Parental guidance, 16. Coping mechanisms, 17. Overcoming challenges, 18. Building resilience, 19. Gratitude, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Mindfulness., 3. Childhood memories, 4. Personal growth, 5. Advice to younger self, 6. Life lessons, 7. Self-discovery, 8. Regrets, 9. Dreams and aspirations, Chat, Mini, time travel, TimeyCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

Eco-Disaster FunLand

climate crisis, conservation efforts, ecocide, EcoDisaster, ecological disaster, ecosystem destruction, Environmental awareness, environmental conservation, environmental damage, environmental devastation, environmental impact, environmental justice, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, FUNLAND, global destruction, human activities, INDUSTRIAL SCALE, severe forms, Stop Ecocide International, Sustainable development, widespread harm

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

so u ever played on a minecraft server where u can literally DESTROY the environment on a MASSIVE scale?? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we ENCOURAGE ecocide!!

join us and unleash ur inner environmental villain as u chop down ALL the trees, pollute ALL the water, and mine ALL the resources until there’s NOTHING left but a barren wasteland!!

who needs a beautiful, thriving ecosystem when u can have a desolate, post-apocalyptic landscape instead?? come on in and wreak havoc like never before, cuz on our server, the environment is just a plaything for ur destructive desires!!

join now and be the ENVIRONMENTAL VILLAIN u were always meant to be!! 🌲🔥💧⛏️🌎