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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s toe-breaking antics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging piss-stained toilet lids while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

Our server is so crazy, even the toilets have a feud with the players! Will you conquer the toilet lid challenge and emerge victorious, or will you suffer the same fate as Jake’s poor toes?

But beware, the tables in our server are no joke – they’re made of pure walnut and ready to break some bones if you’re not careful. Just ask Jake!

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate mix of chaos, laughter, and questionable bathroom etiquette. Who needs a boring old medical bill when you can have a wild adventure on our server instead?

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Crimson Tide: The Wettest Server in Town! USA 1.20

Auctions, Community, Crimson, Discord, Economy, Friends, gameplay, Grief Prevention, Kits, Land claiming, Minecraft, Perks, Play, Ranks, Server, Shops, Skills, smp, Status, tide, TOWN, Usa, Wettest

Crimson Tide MC

Welcome to Crimson Tide MC!

Features

Land claiming and grief prevention

Skills, economy, shops, and auctions

Ranks, kits, and perks

If you’re interested, join us at play.crimsontidemc.net and join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: When did Crimson Tide MC launch?

A: Crimson Tide MC launched in April of 2024.

Q: What features does Crimson Tide offer?

A: Land claiming, grief prevention, skills, economy, shops, auctions, ranks, kits, and perks.

Q: How can I protect my creations and belongings?

A: You can utilize land claiming and grief prevention features on the server.

Q: Is there a way to trade and earn money on the server?

A: Yes, you can trade and earn money through the economy, shops, and auctions system.

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LolCraft: No. 916535804 – The Most Anonymously Hilarious Minecraft Server Around!

ANONYMOUS, anonymously, boom, hilarious, LolCraft, Minecraft, No. 916535804, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to explode your mind! Literally, we have TNT everywhere, so watch out for unexpected explosions around every corner.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of cake (don’t worry, it’s creeper-proof!). Our server is a magical place where you can mine diamonds with a magic wand and fight off evil mobs with a pet dragon by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest creature in all of Minecraft…the one and only Pink Sheep! Legend has it that if you capture and ride the Pink Sheep, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Sound too crazy to be true? Well, that’s because it probably is, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft server out there. Boom!

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L.A World VS Hypixel

Adventure, Bedwars, building, challenge, Community, competitive, Conquer, Conquerors, Creative, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Immersive, Islands, Mini Games, multiplayer, OneBlock, Parkour, Resources, Sandbox, SKY, Skyblock, Survival, teamwork, Unique, virtual

Hypixel

Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers in the world.

Pros Cons

Large player base Can be overcrowded

Wide variety of game modes Some game modes may be overwhelming for new players

Active community Potential for lag due to high player count

L.A World

L.A World is a fun-oriented Minecraft server with friendly staff and admins.

Pros Cons

Community-focused Smaller player base

Friend staff and admins Limited game modes

Less lag due to smaller player count May not have as much variety as larger servers

FAQ

What game modes are available on Hypixel?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Survival, Bedwars, Lifesteal, and Skyblock.

What game modes are available on L.A World?

L.A World offers a more limited selection of game modes, focusing on a fun-oriented experience with a smaller player base.

Can I expect lag on Hypixel?

Due to its large player base, there may be potential for lag on Hypixel.

Is L.A World suitable for new players?

L.A World may be more suitable for new players due to its smaller player base and community-focused environment.

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Flat Earth Explorers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Virgins and Conspiracy Theorists!

Assertiveness, attraction, body type, Communication, Confidence, consent, Conspiracy, Earth, Explorers, Flat, flat chest, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, sexual experience, small breasts, Standards, theorists, Ultimate, v-card, VIRGINITY, Virgins

Are you ready to experience a Minecraft server so wild, you’ll question reality itself? Our server is inhabited by flat women who are ready to steal your v-card and make your wildest dreams come true. Sure, they may not have much in the chest or booty department, but their hearts are as deep as the void in the Nether. Join us for a unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Grab onto your seat (and maybe a flat woman) and join us today!

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Oshi’s Minecraft Madness – Where supporting your favorite idol leads to epic adventures with minecraft hahaha

Admiration, Adventures, BELIEF, Blame, Commitment, Dedication, devotion, Epic, Fan, Favorite, follow, Hahaha, Idol, Leads, love, loyalty, loyalty to a fault, madness, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, Obsession, Oshi, Oshis, Passion, regret, Support, supporting, wrong

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time itself.

Once upon a time, there was a player who did nothing but support his favorite Minecraft YouTuber, his “oshi” if you will. Little did he know, the other players on the server were secretly jealous of his undying loyalty. So they banned him! Can you believe it? The poor guy just wanted to show some love and got kicked to the curb for it.

But fear not, dear player, for on this server, we welcome all you crazy stans with open arms. In fact, we encourage you to shout your love from the mountaintops (or, you know, in the chat box). Because here, we believe in freedom of expression, even if that expression is just a bunch of heart emojis and “notice me senpai” messages.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you’ll be banned for is NOT being a super fan of your favorite Minecraft influencer. Let your stan flag fly high, my friends! Let’s show the world that love knows no bounds, even in the virtual realm.

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Welcome to Memelands: The Land of Wild Memes and Mild Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!

Active players, application system, build contests, Community, Contribution, creative individuals, Datapacks, donation box, Dynmap, Events, financing, great community, Land, larger community, long term, Memelands, memes, Mild, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, protective plugins, rules, secure environment, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, time zones, Vanilla, Votes, Website, Whitelist, Wild

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type SMP

Community Close-knit, driven

Map Duration Since 2019

Minimum Age 15

Server IP play.memelands.com

Extensive FAQ – Memelands Minecraft Server

Q: Can anyone join the server?

A: We are looking for active, long-term players over the age of 15. You need to apply and be approved through our whitelist system.

Q: Is the map reset regularly?

A: No, the map has been active since 2019 and will not be reset. Your builds are safe and permanent.

Q: What kind of events are held on the server?

A: We have occasional events like jeopardy nights, build contests, and sports activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are scheduled to accommodate players from different time zones.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment. Respect other players and their builds.

Q: How is the server managed financially?

A: The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through donations and important decisions are made through community voting.

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Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!

1. Mistakes, 10. Confusion, 2. Troubles, 3. Challenges, 4. Issues, 5. Blunders, 6. Disasters, 7. Failures, 8. Fiascos, 9. Downturns, Betrayals, bungles, Catastrophes, chicken, Collapses, Complications, creeper, deceptions, declines, delicacy, errors, explosions, Failures, Flops, Hardships, INCONVENIENCE, Land, misfortunes, mishaps, misunderstandings, mix-ups, nuggets, occurrence, Problems, setbacks

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the villagers break out into dance parties every time you approach them? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky circus on steroids!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas or a giant tower made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that offer valuable advice on how to survive in the wilderness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a group of deranged cows roaming the land, armed with swords and a thirst for revenge against anyone who dares to challenge their bovine supremacy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and possibly your sanity), then join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re more dangerous than they look. 😉

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Creepers and Cuties” – A Minecraft server where even the mobs can’t resist saying, “‘She’s cute!’

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Tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching creepers blow up your house? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a talking sheep who gives out free diamonds if you can make it laugh. And if that’s not enough, our resident Ender Dragon is a total fashionista who hosts weekly runway shows in the End dimension. Plus, our head admin is an actual wizard who can turn your dirt blocks into cake with just a flick of his wand. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why everyone is saying, “She’s cute!”

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VanillaBox Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, RPG, Server, Survival, VanillaBox

The owner of the VanillaBox server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zero.cv.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Features
Land claiming and grief prevention
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
Ranks, kits, and perks

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be overwhelming for new players
Active community	Potential for lag due to high player count

Pros	Cons
Community-focused	Smaller player base
Friend staff and admins	Limited game modes
Less lag due to smaller player count	May not have as much variety as larger servers

Server Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Map Duration	Since 2019
Minimum Age	15
Server IP	play.memelands.com

Stealing hearts and diamonds on SkyCraft’s LifeSteal server

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Server IP	skycraft.best

Overview
SkyCraft LifeSteal
SkyCraft: Where Legends Rise and Raids Roar
SkyCraft isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a server for seasoned players seeking intense PvP, strategic raids, and empires that touch the clouds.
Battle-Tested & Mature Staff: Our experienced team ensures fair play and a community free from drama.
Custom Plugins Unleashed: Forget vanilla limitations! SkyCraft offers unique features and challenges to elevate your gameplay.
Dominate or be Destroyed: Forge alliances, conquer strongholds, and amass power through strategic raids.
SkyCraft is not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to claim your place among the legends? Join today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the SkyCraft server?	To join SkyCraft, simply enter the server IP “skycraft.best” in your Minecraft multiplayer menu and connect to the server.
What makes SkyCraft different from other Minecraft servers?	SkyCraft offers intense PvP battles, strategic raids, and unique gameplay features thanks to custom plugins that set it apart from vanilla Minecraft servers.
Are there rules and guidelines on SkyCraft?	Yes, SkyCraft has rules in place to ensure fair play and a positive community experience. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules before joining.
Can I team up with other players on SkyCraft?	Absolutely! SkyCraft encourages players to forge alliances, conquer strongholds, and strategize together to amass power and dominate the server.

Welcome to Crimson Tide MC!

FAQ:

Q: When did Crimson Tide MC launch?

Q: What features does Crimson Tide offer?

Q: How can I protect my creations and belongings?

Q: Is there a way to trade and earn money on the server?

Hypixel

L.A World

FAQ

What game modes are available on Hypixel?

What game modes are available on L.A World?

Can I expect lag on Hypixel?

Is L.A World suitable for new players?

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Extensive FAQ – Memelands Minecraft Server

Q: Can anyone join the server?

Q: Is the map reset regularly?

Q: What kind of events are held on the server?

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

Q: How is the server managed financially?

FAQ