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H-hewwo Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, Confused, cute, funny, Greeting, hello, hewwo, Hhewwo, Kawaii, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, OwO, Server, silly, surprised, Tag

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ores Mined:	1902
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords! Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Derby” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie named Bob who has an unhealthy obsession with crafting tables.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.owo

Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

access control, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, Decision making, Drama, firearms, key, KeylessCraft, living arrangements, privacy, relationships, Respect, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, SECURITY, shared space, Trust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Farms Harvested:	796
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Emeralds Found:	9839
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8321	Void Armor Forged:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!