DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

Absurdity, anecdote, brainless, COMEBACK, Conversation, dumb, DumbestMC, foolishness, funny, humor, Hydrated, IDIOTIC, ignorance, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, response, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupidity, Water, wet, WIT, witty reply

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Towns Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Votes:	5773
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

CraftyCreeperz

absurd words, asinine remarks, brainless quotes, CraftyCreeperz, daft quotes, dumb remarks, foolish words, idiotic quotes, ignorant comments, imbecilic statements, inane phrases, laughable remarks, ludicrous comments, moronic statements, nonsensical comments, preposterous quotes, ridiculous statements, senseless remarks, silly statements, stupidity, unintelligent phrases

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

WitchHuntersAnonymous

Accountability, cancel culture, discrimination, Due Process, Evidence, false allegations, fear, historical events, justice system, mass hysteria, Misinformation, mob mentality, modern society, PARANOIA, prejudice, public opinion, scapegoating, social media, stupidity, Witch Trials, WitchHuntersAnonymous

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	2838	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the witch trials but with a twist! instead of boring old trials, we have epic build battles to determine who is the true witch!

build a cauldron that actually brews potions or a broomstick that can actually fly! the possibilities are endless on our server where magic is real and accusations are flying faster than a witch on a broomstick!

join now and show off your building skills while dodging accusations left and right! who knows, you may even become the ultimate witch hunter or the most powerful witch in all the land! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the witch trials 2.0!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

Blockhead Blunders

absurd statements, asinine remarks, Blockhead, Blunders, brainless remarks, daft remarks, dim-witted quotes, dumb comments, foolish remarks, idiotic quotes, ignorant quotes, imbecilic statements, inane words, ludicrous conversations, moronic statements, nonsensical conversations, preposterous statements, ridiculous statements, senseless words, silly comments, stupidity, unintelligent remarks

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn grazing in the fields.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a Minecraft experience like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WarzoneMinecraftServer

Comical, Conflict, Explanation, Humanity, Incompetence, mental disorder, mental health, Military, North America, objective factors, reasons, Roots, sapient, stupidity, US army, Victory, War, WarzoneMinecraftServer, Western Europe

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	150	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the battles are as ridiculous as a squirrel trying to do calculus! Join us and witness the epic showdown between two sides who couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag with a map and a flashlight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the mighty US Army is just waiting for you to join so they can finally show off their superior skills and win the war in just 2 weeks. Forget about strategy and tactics, all you need is a healthy dose of comical incompetence to reign supreme on this server.

And don’t worry about anyone outside of North America and Western Europe, because according to our lore, they’re not even real humans. That’s right, only the chosen few from the “superior” regions of the world get to play on our server and witness the chaos unfold.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the roots of this mental disorder unfold before your very eyes. Who needs logic and reason when you have Minecraft and a whole lot of craziness to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

#group mentality, cognitive bias, cognitive decline, Communication, conformity, critical thinking, Decision making, DerpyCraft, Drop, gather, group dynamics, groupthink, herd behavior, Human Behavior, influence, intelligence, IQs, mob mentality, peer pressure, Players, psychological effects, social influence, Social Interaction, social psychology, stupidity

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	7625

Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

Minecraft Server: Boobie Detectives Unite!

body awareness, body positivity, boobie, breast awareness, breast cancer, breast health, breasts, DETECTIVES, female anatomy, health, ignorance, Manga, manga critique, Manga Review, medical knowledge, Minecraft, Misinformation, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Self-examination, self-knowledge, Server, stupidity, unite, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wacky and wild adventures!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world!

Explore our vast world filled with majestic mountains, treacherous caves, and even a hidden village where villagers communicate exclusively through interpretive dance.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on our server, even the chickens have secrets to uncover.

Age Gap Minecraft Server

age, aging gracefully, aging process, cultural norms, cultural perspectives, emotional intelligence, Experience, gap, generational differences, life stages, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal values, traditional beliefs, wisdom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	5782
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	130

Are you tired of feeling ancient in your own country? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and craft your way to eternal youthfulness. Who needs maturity when you can have endless fun and shenanigans on our server? So come on, join us and leave your wrinkles and responsibilities behind!

> Blurry Taskbar Icons Minecraft SMP

Appearance, blurry, blurry icons, Computer, Desktop, Display, FIX, Help, Icons, Issue, Minecraft, pixelated, Problem, resolution, smp, software, taskbar, taskbar icons, Troubleshooting, Visual, why, windows

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tasks and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the taskbar icons are blurry! Why, you ask? Because our server is so intense that your computer can’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

MotoStop Minecraft Server

aggressive driving, AITAH, Asshole, brake checked, driving etiquette, following distance, front bumper, intersection, long stare, Minecraft, misunderstanding, motorcycle behavior, MotoStop, Oregon, rear wheel, red light, road rage, safe distance, Server, side view mirror, stopping 5-6 ft behind a motorcycle, traffic incident

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of motorcycle road rage in a safe and blocky environment? Look no further! Join our server and reenact the epic brake checking showdown that happened at a stoplight in Oregon.

Imagine the adrenaline rush as you stare down your opponents, mouth insults through your pixelated side view mirror, and engage in slow-motion acceleration battles. And don’t worry, our intersection intersections are perfectly safe for all your brake checking needs.

So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate road rage showdowns in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone places a block in your path.

WeddingWhitelist

Bridal, bride, control, disagreement, dress code, family, family dynamics, maid of honor, overshadowed, Respect, Rift, sibling relationships, sister, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingWhitelist, white dress

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Towns Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wedding dress drama that will make your blocky world spin!

Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild sister appears wearing a white dress to your virtual wedding! Will you be able to stop her before she steals your spotlight? Will your virtual parents take sides in this epic battle of fashion faux pas? Only on our server will you find out!

Join now for a chance to witness the most outrageous wedding dress showdown in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything can happen!

OvernightSkillz – Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, goal achievement, life enhancement, Minecraft, Overnight learning, OvernightSkillz, personal development, quick skill development, rapid skill acquisition, self growth, self improvement, skill acquisition techniques, skill application, skill enhancement, skill improvement strategies, skill mastery, skill mastery benefits, skill mastery goals, skill mastery success, skill proficiency, skill utilization, smp, talent development

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll have the chance to master the ancient art of llama whispering! Imagine being able to communicate with these majestic creatures and have them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just whisper sweet nothings to your trusty llama steed and off you go!

But that’s not all, folks! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of chicken ninjas. These feathered warriors are experts in stealth and sabotage, and they’ll teach you their ways if you prove yourself worthy. Imagine sneaking up on your enemies with a squad of ninja chickens at your side, clucking menacingly as you strike fear into their hearts.

So if you want to level up your skills and have some ridiculous fun along the way, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

CraftyCash – Mining for Riches

compensated efforts, CraftyCash, high income jobs, high paying jobs, job compensation, job earnings, job rewards, job satisfaction, lucrative careers, lucrative employment, Mining, rewarding careers, Riches, salary surprises, surprising pay rates, time investment, time vs. money, time vs. pay, unexpected salaries, unexpected wages, well-compensated professions, well-paid jobs, well-paying occupations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ores Mined:	542	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a measly amount of diamonds? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the job of professional chicken wrangler pays surprisingly well!

Not only will you be able to collect eggs and feathers, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic chicken rodeos where you can win rare loot and prizes. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens on our server have been known to lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons.

So come join us and start your lucrative career as a chicken wrangler today! Who knew that farming poultry could be so profitable and exciting?

KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server

Captive, child abuse, child hostage, child neglect, Child protection, child safety, child trauma, child victimization, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal captivity, criminal hostage situation, criminal investigation, criminal justice system, criminal violence, hostage situation, KidnappedCraft, Minecraft, psychological trauma, Server, traumatic experience, violent crime, violent murder

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have FUN! we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can rescue child hostages forced to watch violent murders, but be careful, the captors are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows!

build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, because why not?

join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!

and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties in the nether, where the floor is lava and the music is bumpin’!

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

CraftyMissileWars

aggression, Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attacks, Nervous, nuclear deal, provocation, response, SECURITY, Tension, US

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	268
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, the US thinks Iran is like, super nervous and stuff, waiting for Israel to, like, totally wreck them with missile attacks. but, like, forget about all that drama, come join our server and build some sick bases and mine for diamonds, bro! who needs real world politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have this crazy mini-game where u ride pigs and shoot fireworks at each other, it’s lit fam. so, like, join now before Iran and Israel start a real war and we all gotta hide in our minecraft bunkers, lol.

🍭 LOLLIPOPMC 🍭 1.19.4 – 1.20.2 🍭 GO PUPS 🍭 Minecraft server

admins, Bedwars, BridgeBoom, BuildingGames, CandyLands, CIS, Cosmetics, cozy atmosphere, Creative, custom modes, Minecraft, Mini Games, MurderGames, PracticeGames, resource pack, Server, Skywars, Survival Vanillium, Team Anarchy, TnTGames, VanilliumMax, Zombieapocalypse

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

A high-quality CIS server with many custom modes and mini-games, a bunch of custom features, a unique resource pack full of hand-drawn menus, icons and models, awesome cosmetics, kind and helpful admins, and an extremely cozy atmosphere!

The modes that are available to us at the moment:

⬤ Survival Vanillium

⬤ CandyLands (private RolePlay mode)

⬤ Creative+

⬤ Team Anarchy

Mini-games that we currently have available:

⬤ SkyWars (Stadard/Arcade/MassBrawl)

⬤ BedWars (Solo/Dual/Quad/Duels)

⬤MurderGames (Modern)

⬤ TNTGames (Standard/Spleef/PvP)

⬤ PracticeGames (FreeForAll/Duels/Knockback/CrossBowMan)

⬤ BuildingGames (Simple/Advanced/SpeedBuilders)

⬤ BridgeBoom (Dual/Quad)

Modes and mini-games currently in development:

⬤ VanilliumMax

⬤ ZombieApocalypse

⬤ Addition to MurdeGames – Classic, DeadByDaylight

⬤ Addition to TNTGames – TNTWars

⬤ Addition to PracticeGames – UltraHardCore

⬤Tower Defense

⬤ Parkour

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchantments Applied:	265
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	191
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

Are you tired of the chaos and drama often found in Minecraft servers? If you’re seeking a laid-back, adult-friendly space to express your creativity and enjoy the game without distractions, look no further. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

BadWolfMC stands out as a unique server environment designed to enhance your Minecraft experience. Our server is an oasis away from drama and a space to unwind, have a little fun, and get creative. Here’s what sets us apart:

Features	Description
Drama-Free and Inclusive Community	Join a network crafted to be a welcoming, drama-free space. Our members come from all walks of life, making our community diverse and inclusive.
Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist	Enjoy a semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a few carefully selected plugins that add fun without detracting from the core gameplay.
Impeccable Performance	Our state-of-the-art hardware, hosted on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone, ensures superior stability and performance worldwide.
Java-Bedrock Crossplay	Whether you’re on a computer, console, or mobile device, our server allows seamless Java-Bedrock crossplay, enabling you to connect and play from any device.
Engaging Events and Activities	Stay entertained with recurring, seasonal, and one-off events, including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties. Explore dungeons, quests, and vaults filled with unique prizes.

Join the Best Online Community

At BadWolfMC, we take pride in being reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List. Our greylisted server allows guests to log in and explore, with build permissions granted upon application approval.

Get Started Today!

Ready to join the best adult Minecraft server? Check out BadWolfMC today!

General Server Rules

All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited.
No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
Common Sense/Maturity – Be respectful, have fun, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc.

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