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CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”
Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin! -
TattooedBroRentDrama
So, imagine this: you’re just trying to be a good sibling and help out with rent, but instead, you end up funding your brother’s latest tattoo obsession. And not just any tattoo, a rare, exclusive tattoo that he had to book months in advance. And to top it off, he still had the plastic on it when he showed up to collect the rent money.But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with any tattoo-related rent payment shenanigans. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and maybe even some questionable financial decisions (but hopefully not involving tattoos). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between helping a sibling or funding their next tattoo masterpiece. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious time on our server. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!
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Welcome to StupidCraft – where stupidity is encouraged! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable decisions. Griefer’s paradise!

StupidCraft – Open Cross-play Survival
Are you tired of spending time on sub-par, Pay-to-Win Minecraft survival servers that aggressively suppress vanilla features whilst overoptimizing things, ran by people that have absolutely no clue what they’re doing? If so, it might be fine time to give StupidCraft a try!
Overview
Feature Description Java & Bedrock Crossplay We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged edition features. Tight-knit Community We have a close community that values player feedback and engagement. Active PvP Scene PvP areas include a PvP Arena, combat timer to prevent logging, and fair combat rules. Envoys Valuable loot spawns in PvP-enabled areas for player battles. Griefing and Raiding No build protections lead to the risk of base destruction and hidden constructions. Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can both Java and Bedrock players join the server?
A: Yes, we support crossplay for both Java Edition after 1.17 and Bedrock Edition players.
Q: How active is the PvP scene on the server?
A: We have various PvP areas, combat rules, and envoys to encourage player battles.
Q: Is griefing and raiding allowed on the server?
A: Yes, we do not have build protections in place, so there is a risk of base destruction by other players.
For more information and updates, visit our website and join our Discord.
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DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!
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ParkedNotStolen
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB! -
CraftyFoolsMC
Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish. -
CraftyCreeperz
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

