IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

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So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

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CraftyCreeperCraziness

SENSELESS, asinine, illogical, irrational, far-fetched

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

mindless babble, laughable conversations, ignorant comments, moronic statements, silly things people say

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

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StupidCraft: Where the only thing stupider than the players is the server itself! Join in on the stupidity today!

Trailer, Timer, hidden, Survival, Envoys

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	We have a close community that values player feedback and interaction.
Active PvP Scene	Multiple PvP areas, combat timer, and SMP PvP implementation.
Envoys	Random spawns of valuable loot in PvP-enabled zones.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection, promoting trust and base protection efforts.

FAQs

1. Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?

Yes, we support Java & Bedrock crossplay on our server.

2. Is there protection against griefing?

No, we do not include build protection tools to encourage player interaction and base protection strategies.

3. How can I join the server as a console player?

Use the “Add Friend” feature on the Friends tab, search for “ServerMenu” accounts, add one with Minecraft-themed avatar, and join the world to access the server list.

4. Are there areas for PvP?

We have PvP arenas, combat timers, and specific rules to maintain fair combat practices.

5. How can I provide feedback to the server?

You can join our Discord or visit our website to interact with the community and share your thoughts.

IdiotCraft SMP

smp, Significant Other, stupidity, dumb, humor

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

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TattooedBroRentDrama

Rent, TattooedBroRentDrama, conditions, disagreement, financial responsibility

So, imagine this: you’re just trying to be a good sibling and help out with rent, but instead, you end up funding your brother’s latest tattoo obsession. And not just any tattoo, a rare, exclusive tattoo that he had to book months in advance. And to top it off, he still had the plastic on it when he showed up to collect the rent money.

But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with any tattoo-related rent payment shenanigans. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and maybe even some questionable financial decisions (but hopefully not involving tattoos). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between helping a sibling or funding their next tattoo masterpiece. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious time on our server. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

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Welcome to StupidCraft – where stupidity is encouraged! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable decisions. Griefer’s paradise!

java, Trust, BUILD, Griefers, hidden

StupidCraft – Open Cross-play Survival

Are you tired of spending time on sub-par, Pay-to-Win Minecraft survival servers that aggressively suppress vanilla features whilst overoptimizing things, ran by people that have absolutely no clue what they’re doing? If so, it might be fine time to give StupidCraft a try!

Overview

Feature	Description
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged edition features.
Tight-knit Community	We have a close community that values player feedback and engagement.
Active PvP Scene	PvP areas include a PvP Arena, combat timer to prevent logging, and fair combat rules.
Envoys	Valuable loot spawns in PvP-enabled areas for player battles.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protections lead to the risk of base destruction and hidden constructions.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can both Java and Bedrock players join the server?

A: Yes, we support crossplay for both Java Edition after 1.17 and Bedrock Edition players.

Q: How active is the PvP scene on the server?

A: We have various PvP areas, combat rules, and envoys to encourage player battles.

Q: Is griefing and raiding allowed on the server?

A: Yes, we do not have build protections in place, so there is a risk of base destruction by other players.

For more information and updates, visit our website and join our Discord.

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

lack of intelligence, Jesus Christ, Mouth breathers, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

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DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

Hydrated, anecdote, Nonsensical, IDIOTIC, stupidity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

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ParkedNotStolen

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

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