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DumbOlympicSport Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft, but with a twist – we have the stupidest Olympic sports you’ve ever seen! From synchronized sheep shearing to underwater pumpkin carving, we guarantee you’ve never experienced anything like this before. Join us for a chance to prove your skills in the most ridiculous challenges and laugh your way to victory! Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of the dumbest sport in Minecraft history! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your dignity too)!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	185
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	415
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

1inch, alt wallets, AMA, aurora, Avi, Aviator, Breakout, BROWN, bybit, COINBASE, crypto.com, Expert, Fox, fud, fudded, fudding bags, Gate.io, hackens frontpage, LINEA, Logo, manipulate, mindless zombies, Minecraft, near.., Polygon, Questing, read between the lines, recoup losses, RESPONSIBILITY, Sami, smp, SOLD OUT, srilankan, top holder, vechain, WEB STORE

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Votes:	6136	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

amicable breakup, Breakup, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, ex-couple, ex-partner, ex-relationship, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, ExBFFs, Exes, former partners, Friends, friendship, maintaining friendship, Minecraft, past relationships, reconciliation, relationships, smp, staying friends

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

NoobsNeedLoveToo

DATING, dating barriers, dating challenges, dating challenges for specific groups, dating difficulties, dating frustrations, dating hardships, dating hurdles, dating issues, dating obstacles, dating problems, dating roadblocks, dating setbacks, dating struggles, love, NoobsNeedLoveToo, relationships, Singles, social dynamics

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Emeralds Found:	6433	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchantments Applied:	263
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

Active, BOBS, Clans, Community, Discord, Events, Farming, Friendly staff, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Gravestones, Join, Kingdoms, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Party, pizza, secret, Server, smp, Survival, survival server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

alternative endings, Character development, cinematic universe, comic book adaptation, Conclusion, dark comedy, director’s vision, fan theories, film analysis, gotham city, iconic villain, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Joker 2, madness, mental health, Minecraft, movie sequel, plot twists, psychological thriller, smp, social commentary, speculation, unexpected resolution

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!