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The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	8506	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crops Grown:	6110	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3100	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!