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Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

Alt-Right, antinatalism, baby, BEAUTIFUL FACE, Bitch, BLOCK, BREAK ITS NECK, Builders, C’MON HONEY, CUM DROPS, Cunt, Delivery, Edition, GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY, incel, KEKOLD COMMUNITY, KILL IT., Labor, LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY, LE ACTUAL FUCK, LET’S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS, lying.., MAN YOU LOVE, nazi, NAZI RETHUGLICAN, NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD, Pokemon SV, push, REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD, ruined, Science, screaming, SHINY LITTLE YAKUB, Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™, STUPID TWAT, toby fox, Treacherous, vasectomy, WH*TE BABY, What, YOU CAN DO THIS

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2128	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

CraftyHolocaustEdu Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, British education system, CraftyHolocaustEdu, curriculum development, Education policy, educational reforms, educational standards, genocide awareness, historical atrocities, historical events, history education., Holocaust denial, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, human rights education, Jewish history, Minecraft, PM Starmer, political leaders, Server, UK curriculum, UK Government, world war II

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Votes:	2061	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you wanna join cuz we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not even kidding, bro.

our server is like a magical land where you can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with your bare hands. it’s like a never-ending party where the blocks are made of candy and the trees are made of cotton candy.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most epic adventures ever, you gotta join our server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

TrudeauCraft: Vote of No-Confidence

Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, federal government, government crisis, justin trudeau, leadership challenge, no-confidence vote, NoConfidence, opposition party, plunging popularity, POLITICAL CRISIS, political downfall, political instability, political scandal, Political Support, political turmoil, prime minister, public opinion, public trust, TrudeauCraft, Vote, vote of non-confidence

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so like, have you heard about this crazy server where justin trudeau is like, facing a no-confidence vote? i know, right? it’s like, the most epic drama ever in minecraft history. you gotta join this server to witness the madness unfold.

like, imagine being in a virtual world where the fate of a country’s leader is hanging by a thread. it’s like a virtual reality soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

if you wanna be part of the chaos and see if justin trudeau can survive this crazy no-confidence vote, then you gotta join this server. it’s like, the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

GhGRPL Plant Power Server

abiotic stress, agricultural innovation, biotechnology, biotic stress, crop improvement, environmental stressors, genetic engineering, GhGRPL, near-future prospect, Plant, plant biology, plant development, plant enhancement, plant genetics, plant health, plant resilience, plant science, power, research findings, Server, stress factors, stress resistance, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Votes:	2320	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, u know how plants r always getting stressed out by, like, the weather and bugs and stuff? well, dis server has this super cool thing called GhGRPL that makes plants super tough and resilient. like, they become like hulk plants or something, ready to take on anything that comes their way.

join dis server and watch as ur plants become unstoppable forces of nature. no more worrying about pesky bugs or bad weather ruining ur crops. with GhGRPL, ur plants will be like the superheroes of the garden world.

so come on, join dis server and witness the amazing power of GhGRPL. ur plants will thank u for it, trust me.

JugoRealms

Balkan Skyblock Community Adventure Empire Challenges Creativity Survival Explore Paradise Unique features Innovation Build Fun Balkan Minecraft Jugo Realms Build Explore Fun Sky, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	586
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	7202	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Jugo Realms, a community that brings old charm to Balkan Minecraft.

Join an exciting adventure in our Skyblock world, where you will build your empire in the sky. Through challenges and creativity, survive, explore and expand your little paradise in the sky. Enjoy unique features, a great community and constant innovations that will make your experience unforgettable. Get ready to build, explore and have a lot of fun!

Your Jugo Realms.

jugorealms.info:25644

TradersTown

Adventure, bedrock, building, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, crossplay, Economy, English, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, teamwork, Towny, TradersTown

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Items Found:	1233
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

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Marine’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

consensus, consensus opinion, created, critique, DISAPPOINTING, dust settled, forget, FORGETTABLE, forgettable music, forgettable song, Marine, MARINES, mid as fuck, Minecraft, Move on, Music, Music (Industry), new song, opinion, Paradise, PIXEL, Server, unpopular

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4978

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!

Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Minecraft Creeper Fan Club

bug tracker, club, creeper, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Fan, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, team liquid, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Team Liquid on top of the world in Dota 2, and that’s basically like having the Avengers in your server.

We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.

But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca, family bonding, Family commitments, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family illness, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, family vacation, Family Values, friend bonding, friend commitments, friend communication, friend conflicts, friend expectations, friend loyalty, friend relationships, friend support, friend trip, friend values, prioritizing family, quality time, sister with MS

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Emeralds Found:	5728
Dragon Eggs Found:	5062	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.

Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.

RedFlagIgnoreCraft

denial, ignore, Overlook, red flag, red flags in a friendship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a person, red flags in a relationship, red flags in behavior, red flags in communication, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in marriage, RedFlagIgnoreCraft, relationship, toxic behavior, unhealthy dynamic, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Votes:	8044
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	164
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Ignore all the red flags and join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.

Lignin Defense Craft

biotic stress, Craft, Defense, defense mechanism, defense-induced lignin accumulation, gene expression, genetic regulation, GhMYB3D5, growth, immune response, Lignin, lignin biosynthesis, lignin synthesis, Molecular biology, plant biology, Plant defense, plant defense mechanism, plant genetics, plant growth, Plant immunity, plant physiology, research, transcription factor

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
New Chunks Explored:	401846	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!