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PhotofailCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, Grateful4MinecraftSMP, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, Life, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, present moment, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	1636	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	2276	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2616	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	1941

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Farms Harvested:	576

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Animals Bred:	59	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).