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LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	3205
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

RedditConfessMC SMP

#venting, Anonymity, Candid, Community, confession, discussion, hidden, Honesty, ONLINE, Open, privacy, reddit, RedditConfessMC, REVEALING, Secrets, sharing, smp, social media, taboo, Truth, Uncensored, Unfiltered

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5907
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySkillz

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, negotiation skills, networking, personal branding, problem-solving skills, public speaking, resilience, Self Motivation, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Farms Harvested:	834	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Emeralds Found:	3480
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Star Shards Collected:	156	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Farms Harvested:	345	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Farms Harvested:	538
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	133	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!