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  • Church of Minecraft: Where even moms can’t resist the blocky fun! LOL

    Church of Minecraft: Where even moms can’t resist the blocky fun! LOL
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3402
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of scamming churches and non-existent gods! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to build, explore, and troll their friends with epic pranks. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds – sorry mom, no church donations needed here! So come join us and let’s create our own virtual paradise away from the real world nonsense. Who needs church when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 3388
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Votes: 1482
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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  • Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

    Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 2481
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Farms Harvested: 951 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

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    Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

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  • CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

    CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 1555
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8374
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 3483
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ores Mined: 3900 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

    Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

    Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 2405
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

    Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

    Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8672
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

    And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

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  • Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

    Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9788
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 223
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

    Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 8905
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 73
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

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  • BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

    BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 6532
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

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  • CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

    CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 9504
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Emeralds Found: 4690
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

    But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

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