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BlockheadBaddies

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the rush of breaking all the rules and doing the dumbest/illegal things you can think of! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your fellow players and hoard them for yourself? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From massive TNT explosions to epic PvP battles where anything goes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true (or get you banned, whichever comes first)!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under Where Even the Kangaroos Play Minecraft!

AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Creative Server, Economy, Griefing, HACKING, Kangaroos, Land, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiple worlds, Network, Play, redstone contraptions, Respect, rules, smp, Spamming, spectator livestreams, Survival, Teleport, Wiki

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	3343
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9274
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Link
Apply here	Apply Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server and requires an application to join.
What kind of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers mostly vanilla gameplay with some quality of life features.
Are there any rules to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules such as no griefing, no hacking, and being respectful to others.
Can players trade with each other on the server?	Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that use diamonds as currency for trading.
Is there a land-claiming system on the server?	Yes, players can claim land using a golden shovel to protect their builds.

VTuberFlop Minecraft Server

anime characters, anime fans, Content Creation, didn’t they, digital avatars, digital entertainment, fell off, gaming content creators, internet personalities, Japanese culture, Minecraft, online entertainers, online streaming, pop culture, Server, social media influencers, Streaming Community, trending topics, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, VTuberFlop, Vtubers, wow

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3634	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of VTubers taking over your YouTube feed with their fake personas and scripted content? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and absolutely no VTubers in sight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers tried to invade our server with their over-the-top antics and cringy catchphrases. But our fearless players fought back with nothing but their diamond swords and enchanted armor. The VTubers were no match for our epic PvP skills and were banished to the depths of the Nether for eternity. And thus, our server was saved from the tyranny of VTubers forever!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from VTuber shenanigans and full of hilarious chaos, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our crazy community where anything is possible and VTubers are a thing of the past. See you in the game, adventurer!

BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

alive, based woman, BeholdTheBlockParty, Free Yourself, glowkike surveillance state, half chan brainlet, Minecraft, Ops, peter thiel, Pit, smp, talks, Talmud denouncement

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

FishyMemoryCraft

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s prevention, APOE4 gene, brain health, brain protection, clinical trial, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Dietary supplements, fish oil supplements, FishyMemoryCraft, genetic predisposition, genetic risk factors, healthy aging, nerve cells, neurodegenerative disease, neuroprotection, nutrition intervention, older adults, omega-3, Prevention

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Items Found:	8335
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!

CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

Banners, Community, Crafting, discussion, event calendar, Events, feh, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, gameplay, general, guides, Heroes, Maniacs, Min, Minecraft, Mining, mobile game, New Trailer, News, smp, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Tips, units, Updates

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1158
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

Adventure, alliances, base building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, glace, leader, louder, modded server, New server, Players, PvP, release date, smp, speak, Survival, teamwork, Towns, Trade, Trees, War, whispering, Whitelisted server, Woods

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Items Found:	3643	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Votes:	4552	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!