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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5309 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 135 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 412815 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.
Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.
So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!