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Stinky Steve’s LOLcraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring, smelly Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so fresh and clean, even this guy KEK agrees that it stinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Rede Ancestral

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

REDE ANCESTRAL

Hello adventurer! How are you? Are you looking for a Minecraft Survival server with unique systems and more? I present to you the Ancestral Network A server where the only limit is your imagination

Information:

Ip: survivalancestral.syrtex.com.br Store: coming soon Discord: https://discord.gg/2YbVZAyN

Anxiously, Directory

survivalancestral.syrtex.com.br:25583

Age Of Sauron – Playground

1.20.4, Age Of Sauron, Bedwars, Challenging, Community, Creativeplots, Easyhc, Economy, Enchanting, Factions, Minecraft, Modded, Playground, PvP, PvPZone, Raiding, Server, Siege Engines, Skyblock, Skywars, Storm of War, WARFARE

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to Age of Sauron – Playground, officially open!

Created by the Age of Sauron staff, we would like to welcome you server for our community and beyond, on 1.20.4 version. If you feel stagnant on 1.7, weighted by heavily modded servers, or would try something out of ordinary while getting to know our wonderful community, we may have something just for you. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Factions gameplay with unique elements – Storm of War – A much upgraded factions gameplay featuring faction monument system, faction role and questline, complete custom terrain and monuments, expansion of enchanting, technological progress system, expanded siege engines and weaponry system that players would feel right at home to our 1.7 server – EasyHC – Are you looking for a more challenging gameplay and wish not to spend time investing in the technological progress and unlocking weaponry, in the EasyHC you will find all the features of Storm of War, while presenting a much more PvP-competitive focus. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Additional modes, some more or less well known leisure modes present around on many minecraft servers, however all with their unique and distinct feeling to what can be expected – CreativePlots – BedWars – PvPZone – Skyblock – SkyWars

45.143.196.93:25575

Welcome to SlickMC, where even the creepers wear sunglasses!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

SlickMC Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Custom generated worlds with lore and custom items and bosses
Races and classes system
Towny nations and towns system
Dedicated staff and player base

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the IP address of the server?	slickmc.com
What is the Bedrock port for the server?	40138
What kind of worlds are generated in the server?	Custom worlds with lore, custom items, and bosses
Can players choose different races and classes?	Yes, players can be dwarves, demons, kittens, and more
Is there a PvP system in place for towns and nations?	Yes, Towny nations and towns can fight agreed upon battles

ZMinecraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, Anarchy, building, challenge, Community, Competition, cooperation, Creative, Customization, discovery, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, Prison, Progression, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2429	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
High player population	Limited game modes
Unique minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Pay-to-win elements

ZMinecraft

Pros	Cons
Server supports both premium and non-premium users	May have less players compared to Hypixel
Offers a variety of game modes such as Survival OP, Prison OP, Oneblock, FullPvP, and Survival Vanilla	May not have as frequent updates as Hypixel
Survival Keep Inventory feature	May not have as many unique minigames as Hypixel

FAQ

Is Hypixel or ZMinecraft better for new players?

Answer: ZMinecraft may be better for new players due to the variety of game modes and the option for both premium and non-premium users to join.

Which server has more active players, Hypixel or ZMinecraft?

Answer: Hypixel typically has a higher player population compared to ZMinecraft.

Are there pay-to-win elements in ZMinecraft?

Answer: ZMinecraft does not have pay-to-win elements, making it a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Which server has more frequent updates and events?

Answer: Hypixel tends to have more frequent updates and events compared to ZMinecraft.

Baldur’s Gate: The Blocky Edition

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Welcome to the most magical and mystical Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with wizards, romance, and epic battles.

Our server is so enchanting that even Gandalf himself would be jealous. Explore the lands of Baldur’s Gate 3 and embark on quests that will make you question reality.

Need a break from slaying dragons? Long rest often to engage in steamy romance scenes with your companions. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

But beware, if you choose to resist the Dark Urge, you better pass those wisdom checks or risk losing your companions. And don’t even think about consuming tadpoles unless you want to change your appearance with a DC21 Wisdom check.

Enable Karmic Dice for a fairer gaming experience, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky. And don’t forget to vote in our polls to shape the future of our server – because democracy is magical too!

So why wait? Join us on this fantastical journey and let’s make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: Gandalf may or may not actually be a member of our server)

Blockcelona: Crafting Champions or Creepers? Join MessiCraft and build your legacy in the pixelated pitch!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you ready to embark on a wild Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and become the legendary Barcelona manager of your dreams!

Picture this: you’re not just managing a soccer team, you’re managing a team of blocky players who can kick a pixelated ball like nobody’s business. Will you lead your team to victory and become the greatest manager in Minecraft history? Or will you be known as the manager who couldn’t even beat a group of zombie pigmen in a soccer match?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to build your own epic stadium out of diamond blocks and obsidian. Want to impress your friends with a stadium that puts the real Camp Nou to shame? This is your chance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to Minecraft soccer glory. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even have a statue built in your honor made entirely out of emerald blocks. The possibilities are endless!

BasicVoid

Cross-Play, PvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	5827	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

This server is a server that has a main island in the void. There is a combat arena at spawn and if you venture further out you will find real land!. join now and experience this wonderful server with all its generators NOW!!!

basicvoid.minehut.gg

Sin Born Network

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Kit PvP, members, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Sin Born Network, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

We have a SMP Kit PVP server and 2 survival servers And We Are looking for some staff and we some good Staff Members but not many of staff members anyways we have a very Good SMPs but no one plays YET

sinborn.play-minecraft.net:25648

NerdCraft: Where glasses are the key to my heart

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of being cursed by God for being attracted to guys with glasses? Are you worried about ruining your future child’s eyesight just because you have a thing for bespectacled men? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the wrath of the eyewear curse! Our pixelated world is filled with so much fun and adventure that you’ll forget all about your questionable taste in men. Plus, who needs 20/20 vision when you can build epic structures and battle creepers in blocky landscapes? So come on, leave your glasses fetish behind and join us for a wild ride on our server!