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BillionCraft Minecraft Server

Adults, bad blood, billion dollar valuation, BillionCraft, close to a month, Company, good guy, industry friends, LAUGHING, leverage, Minecraft, Network, Networks, numbers guys, Reality, room, Server, stupid idea, Talking, thin air, Tony’s shit, WBD, whisper campaign

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1589
Void Gems Collected:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of Tony’s shenanigans and fake billion dollar valuations? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t mess around with made-up numbers and whisper campaigns! Our server is filled with actual adults who know how to work together and have a good time. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So say goodbye to the drama and join us for some real fun! Who needs fake valuations when you can have real friendships and endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build something amazing together, one block at a time!

NaiveMomNoMoreMC

acceptance, asl, blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deaf, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family counseling, family dynamics, Honesty, learning disabilities, Miscommunication., NaiveMomNoMoreMC, parental relationships, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4172	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

CraftyCash100

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9920	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

1 million, asset seizure, Avenn, AvennCraft, confiscated, confiscates, Corruption, economic sanctions, financial crime, foreign relations, government action, illegal activities, illicit funds, investigation, legal proceedings, money laundering, offshore accounts, oligarch, Russian, sanctions, uk, wealth

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	99
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

black Americans, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBlackOps, firearm assaults, gun injury, Gun Violence, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial demographics, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial disparity in gun violence, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial statistics, racial violence, social justice, systemic racism, young Black men

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Magic Items Found:	6031
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	189	Void Gems Collected:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

Anon, athlete, Game, hottest girl, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, ncaa, NCAA Athlete Game, random school, Roster, smp, Sport, swim, tags, usc

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Void Gems Collected:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Animals Bred:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5192	Dimension Hops:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	8762	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!