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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	165
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

TheArsonistSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

a server where pvp,pve, and economy meet!!! join for a well made pvp and coop economy to get into and fight with friends to become the best!

66.70.221.248

Makcross

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Star Shards Collected:	75	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	171	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Survival RPG with economy, missions, red moon, protections and much more to enjoy join now!

play.makcross.com

PixelPanas

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	5104
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

IN ORDER TO ENTER THE SERVER YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD TO DOWNLOAD MOD PACK) Welcome to the most exciting and adventure-filled Minecraft server you have ever seen! Here at our server, we focus on providing you with a unique gaming experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end. How do we do it? With the Pixelmon mod!Pixelmon is one of the best mods available for Minecraft and here on our server, we have taken it to the next level. Imagine exploring a world full of Pokémon, where you can capture, train and battle them, all within Minecraft. It is a truly unique and exciting experience! Our Minecraft Pixelmon server is designed to give you the best gaming experience possible. With a friendly community and dedicated staff, there will always be someone to help you every step of the way. And with frequent updates and exciting events, you’ll never get bored. What are you waiting for? Join our Pixelmon Minecraft server today and discover everything we have to offer you. (IN ORDER TO ENTER THE SERVER YOU NEED TO BE IN THE DISCORD TO DOWNLOAD MOD PACKS)

149.202.92.231:25584

MINEKAF

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	9

Welcome to the Minecraft server owned by Nesskaf! Our server IP is mc.nesskaf.com, and we are glad to have you here.

Our server features a fantastic Survival mode with the Towny plugin, which allows you to build and maintain your own town or city, complete with various economic systems and protection mechanisms. With the help of the Towny plugin, players can also form nations with other towns, form alliances, and engage in diplomacy to ensure peace and prosperity for their people.

In addition, we have an exciting pet system in our Survival mode. Players can tame and collect different types of animals, such as dogs, cats, and horses, and use them to aid them in their quests and adventures. With a wide range of pets to choose from, each with their own unique abilities and characteristics, players can explore the world in a whole new way.

As the owner of this server, Nesskaf is dedicated to providing the best possible Minecraft experience for our players. We are continually updating our server with new plugins, game modes, and features, so be sure to join us regularly to see what’s new.

So come and join us on our Minecraft server today and experience the joys of Towny, pets, and much more. We look forward to seeing you online!

mc.nesskaf.com

cxmc

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

cxmc is a semi-anarchy server, where basically everything except hacks are allowed.

Meaning griefing, stealing, raiding bases and such.

However you can also ally yourself with other players to make yourself a reputation.

The server currently has a small but active playerbase, we would appreciate every new member.

ip: cxmc.online

cxmc.online

Summoncraft network

Arenapvp, Custom, Hardcore, Kingdoms, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	3

An incredible Minecraft server that strives to improve every day. You will feel at home. 🏪Store: store.summoncraft.xyz 🥏Discord: discord.gg/summoncraft

summoncraft.us

Global Realms

Earth, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mines Excavated:	2937

GlobalRealms: The Future of Towny SMP

Welcome to GlobalRealms, the ultimate destination for players seeking a top-tier towny SMP experience. Our server is designed to provide players with the perfect combination of challenge, creativity, and community, all within a rich and immersive gaming environment.

At GlobalRealms, we believe that the future of towny SMP lies in a commitment to innovation and excellence. Our team is dedicated to providing players with cutting-edge features, intuitive gameplay, and an ever-evolving world to explore. From custom plugins and events to a vibrant community of players and staff, GlobalRealms is truly the next generation of towny SMP servers.

So whether you’re looking to build the town of your dreams, engage in epic battles, or simply connect with other players from around the world, GlobalRealms has everything you need to take your gaming experience to the next level. Join us today and discover the future of towny SMP!

WARS ARE RELEASING SOON!

play.globalrealms.net

Eonvel

PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Animals Bred:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for an exciting and unique Minecraft server? Look no further than Eonvel MC! Our server is packed with fun and engaging features that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

With our use of the Towny plugin and an in-house custom recipe plugin, you’ll have access to a wide range of new items and structures that you won’t find anywhere else. And with our focus on community input, you’ll have a say in how the server is run and what new features we add in the future.

But that’s not all – we offer everything from PvP battles to roleplaying opportunities to diplomatic interactions. No matter what type of gameplay you enjoy, there’s something for everyone on Eonvel MC.

And if you want to explore our world even further, be sure to check out our Dynmap and custom terrain generation. You’ll be amazed by the stunning vistas and landscapes that await you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Eonvel MC and start your adventure today! With a friendly and welcoming community, unique features, and endless possibilities, you won’t regret it.

Eonvel.com

SurviMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

If you’re looking for a new survival server with custom content the come give Survi a try! Our goal is to offer a survival experience while also providing great quality of life features and other unique content to improve the overall world of Survi. We are a friendly, mature community but all are welcome as long as the rules and players of the community are respected.

Just a few reasons to join: Minigames Unique Content Daily rewards Custom Farming Custom Fishing Dungeons Events And More!

Give Survi A Try Today! Server IP: play.survimc.com

play.survimc.com

rainstone

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	200
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Rainstone 1.19.4 Server FPS=Wild Server PVE,PVP,Special crop,fish,ore,tool! PVE world have zombie! zombie! Just zombie! PVP world have.. gunner! enemy is looter! zombie! just have mythicmobs!

rirbe.kr