2024 Best stupid excuses New Minecraft Servers

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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IdolCraft Server – Join the Idol Army!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than this server! We’ve got a whole gang of virtual idols ready to rock your world! From Kattarina Qutie to Rin Penrose, these idols are here to sing, dance, and mine their way into your heart.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get access to exclusive merch that will make your friends green with envy. Want to hang out with Roca Rourin or Poko Rakun? They’re here too, ready to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Lalabell Lullaby and Taiga Toragami ready to take you on epic quests and adventures. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got these idols by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most idol-filled Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even become besties with Enya Ignis or Chikafuji Lisa. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. Oh, did we forget to mention that all llamas on our server can talk? Yeah, it’s a thing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be rich in Minecraft? Just hang out with the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you more than a sports car rental? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate surprise adventure that will leave you feeling anything but car sick.
Our server is like a never-ending surprise date with your significant other, except instead of a sports car, you’ll be riding dragons through the skies. Imagine the thrill of exploring new worlds, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills, special events that will keep you on your toes, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, our server is so full of surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So say goodbye to disappointing surprises and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Join our server today and get ready for a ride that’s more exciting than a sports car rental gone wrong.

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QuirkyFam Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bizarre as possible! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old routine? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to embrace your inner weirdo.
Join us if you want to experience the joy of building a house entirely out of melons, riding pigs into battle, and hosting a dance party with creepers. Our community is filled with players who have their own unique quirks, like the guy who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the girl who collects nothing but pink sheep.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across the map. And let’s not forget about our legendary prank wars, where anything goes – from filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire base into a giant cake.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just discover that what was normal in your household is actually the key to becoming a legend on our server.

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PunishCraft: Outlawed Fun

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Are you tired of living in a country where you can get away with anything? Come join our Minecraft server where we have our own set of rules that actually make sense!
On our server, not saying “lol” after every sentence is punishable by being forced to wear a chicken suit for a week. Building a house without a secret underground lair will result in being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even think about mining diamonds without doing a victory dance first!

Join us and experience a world where the craziest things are punishable, but in the most hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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RussianRiot Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia was all like “yo, we just wanna chill and build stuff in peace, man” and then boom, they got invaded. but not on this server, yo. on this server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about some random invader ruining your vibe, dude.
join us for some epic building battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but, like, the good kind). we’ve got a community that’s as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond stash, so come on in and make some new friends. plus, our admins are like, super cool and totally won’t ban you for accidentally setting fire to the village (again).

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where even russia would feel safe from invasion. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you forget to bring snacks, then you might regret it a little bit).

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KurskCraft: Putin’s Nightmare

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil ukrainians trying to destabilise russia like putin says!! build your own bunker to protect against the kursk offensive and show those pesky ukrainians who’s boss!! join now for a chance to win a virtual vodka bottle signed by putin himself!! let’s make russia great again, one block at a time!! 🇷🇺🍻 #russiapride #minecraftforputin

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CleanCraft: Respect the Grime

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yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where cleaning is da ultimate flex. like, u clean up yo own mess and u get mad respect from everyone. but get dis, if u clean up other people’s mess, u become a legend. like, people will bow down to u and shower u with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like da ultimate power move, bro. so come join dis server and show off yo cleaning skills to da world. u gonna be da king of cleanliness, no cap.

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Sugar Rush Craft

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HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN 4 A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND?? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO THE BEAT, AND PIGS THAT FLY! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, FLYIN PIGS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHOCOLATE, RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE, AND SWIM IN A POOL OF LAVA WITHOUT GETTIN BURNED!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN TRADE WITH ALIENS, RACE DINOSAURS, AND PARTY WITH THE GODS OF MINECRAFT!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR?? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN TODAY!

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Vortex Valley

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Welcome to Vortex Valley thank you for taking the time to check out this post and our server. We want to welcome you to our TARDIS Survival server with more. – TARDIS, Jobs, Towny, Rewards We wanted to bring back a great TARDIS server – what better then to add towny and jobs to a TARDIS survival server. – With a Tardis you can travel around the world by a click of a button, once you step foot in your phone booth (or whatever you change it to) it is bigger on the inside. Make it how you want grow new rooms like a storage room plus lots more! – We also have towny so you can make towns and nations! Create your own town and sell plots to others in your town. Set up shopping plots to sell and buy from others. We want to build a great community, we are just starting out are looking forward to you to join a great community. We have a Discord also with everything you might need for our server. – Tickets, Staff Applications, General Chat, Events

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