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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

HangryCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	117

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to wait for anyone? Join our server and never deal with latecomers again! We understand the struggle of always being the one to wait, so we’ve created a server where everyone has to wait their turn.

Imagine a world where you can put your name down and not have to worry about others showing up late. No more waiting in your truck while your friends take their sweet time getting to the restaurant. On our server, everyone is on time and ready to play!

Don’t be the only one responsible for waiting, join our server and let everyone experience the joy of waiting for once. You won’t be called an asshole for making others wait, you’ll be praised for being fair and making sure everyone gets a taste of their own medicine.

So, if you’re tired of always being the one who has to wait, join our server and never deal with latecomers again. It’s time to take a stand against those who purposefully arrive late and avoid their responsibilities. Join now and experience the satisfaction of making others wait for a change!

ArrestedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to break all the rules. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a village? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet? We encourage it!

But the best part? When the Minecraft police come knocking on your door, just give them the worst response ever – “I’m not under arrest, I’m just under the influence of too much diamond ore!” Trust us, they’ll never know what hit them.

So come join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous player in all of Minecraft history!

BlockyBluesBeGone

BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Emotional support, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, support system, talking to friends, Therapy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2083	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to depression as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon with your new pixelated pals. Our server is so uplifting, even the creepers can’t help but smile! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s dig our way to happiness together!

ArubaCraft LGBTQ+ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	6834	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mines Excavated:	2828
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

yo, dis server be like da Netherlands Supreme Court of Minecraft, except we ain’t judgin’ yo love life, we be celebratin’ it! come join us and get hitched to yo Minecraft boo thang in Aruba and Curaçao, where same-sex marriage be totally lit and totally legal! build yo dream wedding venue, invite all yo blocky friends, and dance the night away under the pixelated stars. ain’t no discrimination here, just love and good vibes. so come on down and say “I do” to da best dang Minecraft server in all da land!

GazaCityBlockParty

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crops Grown:	5963
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a land where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Picture a world where diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. You can even challenge the Wither to a dance-off and if you win, you get a magical unicorn mount. Plus, our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies and potions that make you invincible.

So why waste time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAssholes247

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

InfectiousCraft: Severe Edition

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server yo cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on! like, did u know dat if u get a severe infection from da virus on dis server, u gonna be a freakin superhero da next time u catch it?! like, u gonna be flyin around shootin lasers outta ur eyes and stuff, it’s wild yo! come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a blast! 😂🔥🚀 #covid19superheroes #minecraftmadness

🏝️Island PVP🏝️ Upgrade Your Tiny Sandcastle & Slam Your Foes 🏝️ SMP PVP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5565	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

IslandPVP.net Minecraft Server

Features
Island Expansion: Begin with a small island and expand it using your resourcefulness and creativity.
Exploration: Venture out on boats to discover other players’ islands and plunder their treasures.
PvP Action: Engage in thrilling player-versus-player combat as you defend your island or raid others’.
Economy: Trade resources and items with fellow players to strengthen your island.
Community: Join forces with friends or forge alliances to dominate the server.

Rules

Respect other players and their creations.
No cheating or exploiting bugs.
PvP is allowed, but no griefing.

IP: IslandPvp.net

Join us now and start your adventure on IslandPVP.net!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP IslandPvp.net to connect to the server.

Q: Can I play alone on my island?

A: Yes, you can choose to play solo or team up with others to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules for player interaction?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair play and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	8994
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Farms Harvested:	362	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but vanilla! Join us for a wild ride filled with dirty fucking whorcas and all sorts of crazy shenanigans.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the dirty fucking whorca. These majestic creatures roam the land, causing chaos wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dirty fucking whorca as you explore the vast world we’ve created. And who knows, you might even befriend one and have it as your loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on a wild adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to encounter the dirty fucking whorcas at every turn.

MineCraft Sauna Party Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	294	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. They partied all night long, riding on the llamas and making friends with the creepers. It was a wild adventure that you can only experience on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!

So come join us on persjantaipainos and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!