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stupid excuses

  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bitcoin SMP Laughed Best Friend Minecraft

    Bitcoin SMP Laughed Best Friend Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, imagine this: you’re chilling in your Minecraft world, building your dream house and tending to your adorable pet pig named Bacon. Suddenly, your best friend comes running up to you, eyes wide with excitement.

    “Hey dude, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic thing ever!” he exclaims.

    You chuckle and shake your head. “Nah, man. I’m too busy building my empire here in my own world. Plus, I don’t need any distractions.”

    But your friend is persistent. He starts rambling on about how this server has the rarest loot, the craziest events, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever come across. And then, he drops the bombshell.

    “They accept bitcoin as payment for entry!” he exclaims, a mischievous glint in his eye.

    You burst out laughing. “Bitcoin? In Minecraft? That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard!”

    But the more you think about it, the more intrigued you become. Imagine the possibilities! You could become a virtual millionaire, trading in your shiny diamonds for digital currency. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret bitcoin mine hidden deep within the server.

    So, against your better judgment, you decide to give it a shot. You log onto the server, greeted by a giant statue of a pig made entirely out of bitcoin blocks. Your friend is waiting for you, grinning from ear to ear.

    “Welcome to the craziest adventure of your life, my friend,” he says, as you both dive headfirst into the chaos and madness that is this insane Minecraft SMP server. Who knew that buying bitcoin could lead to such a wild and hilarious journey?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NormalSurvival

    NormalSurvival

    New Minecraft Servers

    NormalSurvival is a Minecraft server with survival features with the additions of: togglable pvp, chest shops, and more! At this server, we are a chill community with a peaceful environment! We are constantly looking for feedback, so if you have a suggestion to add to the server, you can do so in our discord server!

    Thank you for taking this time to read what we are! Ready to join the community? Copy the server ip and join today!

    Version 1.21.1, not 1.21.3!!!

    normalsurvival.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedeSlash

    RedeSlash

    New Minecraft Servers

    RedSlash is a Survival server focused on offering the best experience for players who love exploring, building and surviving.

    – 100 percent Survival gameplay: Build your world without limitations and show your creativity in a balanced and challenging environment. – Active Economy: Trade in items, market and dynamic ways to earn resources, perfect for those who like to accumulate wealth. – Engaged Community: Make friends, participate in events, and collaborate with other players to create something amazing. – Crate System: Incredible rewards that make the game even more exciting. – Events and Missions: Take part in unique challenges and win epic prizes.

    At RedSlash, we prioritize a high-quality experience, with an optimized server and dedicated support. Here, you’ll find fun, challenges, and a welcoming community ready for new adventures.

    Connect now and live the adventure of true Survival.

    jogar.redeslash.eu.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

    Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of losing debates to /pol/ and getting physically dominated by them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our fearless leader has never lost against /pol/ in a debate or physically! How does he do it, you ask? Let me tell you a little secret – Lauren Southern herself declared that he has the most beautiful mind she has ever encountered. That’s right, Nabraska Steve’s mind is a work of art!

    But wait, there’s more! Remember Nick Fuentes, your Champion, your King? Well, our leader seduced and ahem had a little fun with him too. That’s right, he’s not afraid to take on anyone, even your precious Nicky boy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and witness the greatness of our leader as he takes on all challengers, including your parents, your ass, and even your couch. Don’t admit defeat to /pol/ just yet, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP