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epic semivanilla smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

EPIC CRACKED MINECRAFT SERVER SURVIVAL NOT shitty hub based AND NOT FREE ATERNOS LIKE THE SHIT MINEHUT SERVERS JUST JOIN THIS IDK WHAT ELSE TO PUT ITS SEMI -VANILLA SMP EPIC JONI THIS SHIT ITS GOURMET

semi-vanilla-epicsmp.my.pebble.host:25578

PludoVanilla

PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5787
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

PludoVanilla is a Vanilla server similar to Vanilla+. It has an RTP command where when you do the command /rtp you get randomly teleported to a random place on the world

PludoV.minehut.gg

HeinerCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crops Grown:	5428	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to HeinerCraft, the pirate-themed Minecraft server! Join our friendly community and enjoy exciting survival mode, high seas raiding, clans, PvP, economy and ranks. Our active team of staff will give you an unforgettable experience. Join HeinerCraft and live the life of a real pirate!

mc.heinercraft.net

CatMoneyGaming

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	3967	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Survival 1.20 server with several plugins to ensure a fun and smooth experience. Most information is in our discord and we currently only pull about 10 active players, but we would love to have more people in the server! We also support cross play with bedrock users with Geyser connections.

192.95.54.97

PixelStory

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.5

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance

103.219.31.47

Gourmet Server

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Gourmet Server Github: https://github.com/soapstain22/GourmetServer Discord: https://discord.gg/qWtGFVbq6w Dynamic Map: http://71.190.235.122:8123/ Long long ago, eons before electricity, on a coal powered computer, there was a server for Minecraft. Here at Gourmet Server, we follow in those footsteps

71.190.235.122

CaribbeanCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Star Shards Collected:	259
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Items Found:	4692
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

CaribbeanCraft Network A Minecraft server where you can join and play with your friends, while you meet challenges and have fun every day. You can get unique things in our Survival SemiVanilla 1.16 modality where you can explore and dominate the world. We hope to have your presence and grow this project to which we have put so much love

mc.caribbeannw.net

Plasma Town

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Plasma town [1.20+]

We are here to make a change in the smp community! survival minecraft server open for everyone! – NPCs – Lore – Pvp – Economics – Claims and more…!

play.plasmatn.com

VelixMC

Bedwars, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to VelixMC! The best PvP server with exciting game modes like Skywars, Bedwars and Knockback FFA. Experience the intensity of battles, master strategies, form alliances and prove your skill on meticulously designed maps. Join the passionate VelixMC community and become the undisputed PvP champion! Don’t wait any longer, the adventure awaits you at VelixMC, where the competition reaches its maximum splendor!

play.velixmc.net

Battle Doctor

Economy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8044
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Battle Doctor is a new hardcore competitive Minecraft 1.20 survival server with an economy, land claims, and 50k borders. Play with friends, create towns and farms, and sell your items. Plus, the more you play, the more land you can claim! Join this Toronto-based SMP server and try to make it to the top of /baltop by becoming the richest!

battle.doctor