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Havenhold Adventures

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2948
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

About Us Welcome to Havenhold Adventures, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where fantasy and adventure come to life! Our server is built to offer an immersive and community-focused experience for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, Havenhold Adventures has something for everyone.

havenhold.g-portal.rocks:26366

AdventuredMC

AdventuredMC, Minecraft, Network, Seasons, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Farms Harvested:	856	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

AdventuredMC is a Skyblock based network with quarterly new seasons and frequent updates.

play.adventuredmc.nl

Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ores Mined:	9092	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7632
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.