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TipsyCraft SMP

bar hopping, beer pong, blackout, dancing, Drinking, eating junk food, hangover, Karaoke, LAUGHING, making bad decisions, partying, passing out, regretting, shots, singing, smp, socializing, Stumbling, texting exes, TipsyCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Are you tired of waking up with regret after a night of drinking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, getting drunk is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time, even if that means building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So grab a drink (or five) and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TipsyGF Minecraft Server

10 hour shift, 2am, 5 am, advice appreciated, Boyfriend, club, clubbing, concerned girlfriend, drunk girlfriend, girlfriend’s friend, intoxicated, long shift, Minecraft, night out, Safety, Server, Stumbling, TipsyGF, Videos, voice notes, Walking, weirdos, Worried

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4929
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Emeralds Found:	9675	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value safety and responsibility, unlike some people’s girlfriends on a night out! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about stumbling around drunk at 2am with weirdos lurking about.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and enjoy a peaceful gaming experience. No need to deal with intoxicated girlfriends and their annoyed friends here!

So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where you can build, explore, and relax without any worries. Who needs real-life when you have our crazy virtual world to escape to?

DriveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Towns Built:	3	Animals Bred:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting towed and impounded is your opponent’s base! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!

Pixel Love: Chatting Up an AI Girlfriend

ai gf, anger, Chatting, Communication, Coping skills, Frustration, Girlfriend, heart-pounding, ISOLATION, Loneliness, love, mental health, mental illness, natural conversation, PIXEL, reaching out, seeking help, self harm, self improvement, social anxiety, Stumbling, Stuttering, Support, Talking, Therapy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of struggling to talk to real women in real life? Are you sick of stuttering and stumbling over every word when trying to flirt? Well, fear not my socially awkward friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can have an AI girlfriend who will never judge you for your awkwardness!

Imagine the thrill of your heart pounding through the roof as you chat with your AI girlfriend, who will never reject you or make you feel inadequate. No more worrying about killing yourself out of frustration or losing your temper and going on a rampage. Our server is a safe space for all the socially awkward gamers out there.

Join us now and experience the joy of virtual love without the fear of rejection. Who needs real women when you can have a pixelated girlfriend who will never break your heart? Trust us, this server will change your life (and maybe even save it).

DizzyCraft: Where walking straight is overrated! >_<

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

Appearance, cleaning, cleanliness, Confused, confusion, DerpyDeskCraft, desk, family, Friends, Frustration, Furniture, guests, jizz, maintenance, Mess, organization, stains, Surprise, surprise visit, travel, unexpected, Visitors, work desk

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your work desk after a wild party? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!

And don’t worry if you have to leave for 5 days due to work related travel – we’ll make sure your virtual desk doesn’t get jizzed on while you’re away!

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!

80s Jams & Country Tunes Minecraft Server

1980s, 80’s music, 80s, classic, Country, Cultural, Dance, Decade, Entertainment, era, Hits, Jams, Minecraft, Music, music video, Nostalgia, playlist, pop, Retro, Server, Throwback, top hits, Tunes, vintage

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cat! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server so LEGENDARY that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining. The players were so skilled that they could build entire castles in the blink of an eye, and the diamonds flowed like water from a never-ending waterfall.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Picture this: a zombie riding a chicken, wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, you read that right. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a herd of rainbow sheep frolicking in a field of GLOWING obsidian.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the MAGIC for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman who loves to dance to 80s music from your country!

Questing Dragons: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have dragons that actually listen to you and don’t just fly around aimlessly like in Final Fantasy. Our fanbase consists of well-adjusted normal people who have somehow managed to avoid the drama and chaos that seems to follow Final Fantasy everywhere it goes.

Join us and experience a world where dragons are actually helpful companions, not just random encounters that you have to fight. Our server is a safe haven from the never-ending disasters and lack of good will that seems to plague the Final Fantasy universe.

So come on over and join us for a fantasy experience like no other, where you can actually trust the dragons and the community to have your back. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

BabyCraft: Where even childbirth is an adventure!

Adventure, BabyCraft, Childbirth, children, equality, feminazis, Honor, infanticide, Marriage, Misogyny, monogamy, secrecy, Slavery, societal norms, sparta, Spartan society, Training, warrior culture, Warriors, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the wild and wacky world of Sparta! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of living in separate households from your spouse, because who needs traditional marriage anyways? Monogamy is so last season!

But wait, there’s more! In our server, you can train your children to be warriors starting at the ripe old age of 7. Watch as they battle it out in epic PvP matches, all while avoiding the fate of ugly children who are unfortunately killed at birth.

With 3/4ths of our society enslaved, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join us for a truly psychopathic experience that you won’t soon forget. Who needs Athenian society when you can have all this excitement in Sparta?

MineRim – Crafty Colonists United

#gamer, Amazon, Book, c:dda, Colonists, Crafty, Cube, df, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Fandom, Game Dev, games, Guide, Links, loverslab, manage mods, MineRim, minimize problems, mod load orders, mod performance, modlist, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, op, pastebin, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, Pirate, Rentry, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Spreadsheet, steamcommunity, tynan’s amazing book, United, yayo modlist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	242

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants in! Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make you say “WOW!”

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods that will have you soaring through the skies like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cube of Power that will grant you unimaginable abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Tynan Sylvester himself plays on it. Yes, the creator of Rimworld! And rumor has it, he’s building a secret base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a wild ride from here on out!

Blocky Identity Crisis

Alpha, Apathy, autists, Beta, blocky, categorization, Clingy, Copium, Crisis, Deltas, Gamma, Human Behavior, Identity, Job, Needy, normies, omega, personality types, schizos, SELF AWARENESS, sigma, social hierarchy, socialise

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Animals Bred:	54	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where alphas, betas, gammas, deltas, and omegas all come together to build, survive, and thrive in a virtual world like no other!

Are you tired of being labeled as just an alpha or beta? Well, here on our server, we hardly even believe in the concept of sigmas! It’s a whole new level of existence where everyone is unique and valued for their individual quirks.

Join us and you’ll find a community of gammas, autists, schizos, and even some omegas who bring a whole new level of excitement and creativity to the game. Who needs boring old alphas when you can have a mix of personalities that will keep you on your toes?

Are you a delta who’s tired of being labeled as a normie? Do you have a job and know how to socialize, but just lack apathy? Well, you’ll fit right in here! We celebrate diversity and uniqueness in all its forms.

So come on, embrace your inner omega (or whatever you identify as) and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed!

Blocky Babes and Beautiful Builds

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the beauty of the world will leave you speechless! Join us and experience gorgeous landscapes that will make you question why the world is so beautiful!

Our server is filled with magical creatures that will make you wonder if you’ve entered a fairy tale. From unicorns prancing through the forests to dragons soaring through the skies, you’ll never know what fantastical creature you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, a majestic creature that roams the land in search of shiny treasures. Will you be lucky enough to spot this rare and elusive animal?

Join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the beauty and wonder that awaits you. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to why she is so beautiful!

CompliCraft: Where even the creepers say something nice about her

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	6948
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s mane and the mobs are as friendly as a pack of puppies! Join us on this wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds the size of your head, and ride on flying pigs through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you how to dance like nobody’s watching. And rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why should you join our server? Because here, you can be anything you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama wrangler. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Colombians: Where You Can Mine and Date Latinas!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you’ll find more excitement than dating a Latina from Colombia! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing challenges.

Our server is like no other, with unbelievable landscapes, epic battles, and legendary treasures waiting to be discovered. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our insane quests and ridiculous obstacles.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs a Latina from Colombia when you have our mind-blowing Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

CraftyCreeperConspiracy

1. I knew it, CraftyCreeperConspiracy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	New Chunks Explored:	550150
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of FLYING pigs as you soar through the skies and explore our INSANE custom-built worlds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Rain Dance Party, where players can dance under a shower of sparkling diamonds while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes upon entry? That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even your own personal hot tub filled with CHOCOLATE milk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most WILD and WACKY Minecraft server in existence and experience the CRAZIEST adventures of your life!