Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.
Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!
But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.
And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of studying for finals and just want to escape into a virtual world of blocks and zombies? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate procrastination paradise, where you can build epic structures, battle creepy mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of virtual gold (or maybe just some diamonds, we’re not that generous).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like “Zombie Pigman Racing” or “Creeper Dodgeball” (spoiler alert: the creeper always wins). Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their ridiculous antics and inside jokes.
So why waste your time studying for finals when you could be joining our Minecraft server and having the time of your life? Trust us, your professors will never know (unless they’re secretly playing too…). Join us now and let the virtual shenanigans begin!
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world wherepigs can fly and sheep can breakdance. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with madness and mayhem at every turn.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where you have to battle a dancing creeper to get to the loot? Or maybe you’d prefer to join a unicorn parade through the enchanted forest?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a sparkly tutu and wielding a diamond sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.
Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?
So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!
Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!
Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!
[Version 1.18 – 1.19] Empire Network is 1 of the largest servers that hosts major events weekly and performs daily updates. Who knows, you might also end up in a video of a notable youtuber! – SMP – Earth SMP – Lifesteal – PVP- Join now for endless fun and meet new people!
Welcome to our virtual sandbox, where you can bring your wildest ideas to life! Our worlds are waiting for you to create impressive buildings, explore the secrets of deep dungeons and fight dangerous monsters.
We strive to create a friendly and fun atmosphere where every player can find their place. Here you will find endless opportunities for creativity, exploration and fun.
• The server’s focus is survival with an emphasis on construction. The difficulty level is set to hard.
• There is no donation at all, everything is achieved exclusively through gaming.
• We prohibit griefing and punish inappropriate/toxic behavior.
• Installed server plugins do not spoil the vanilla gameplay, but only improve and make it more interesting.
• We have private spaces, jobs, shops, nice little things for builders, a world of adventure for researchers and those who like to survive.
Join us and plunge into the exciting world of Minecraft!
the server
This server is a minecraft survival server. This server is meant for people that just want to play minecraft and have a great time either alone or with friends. The server is quiet new but is constantly improving and trying to climb higer on the ranks by doing so.
Complete update. Now TFC’s slogan has truly come true. Absolutely everything has been reworked, from combat to forging. You can write a lot about the server, but it’s better to see it once. Enough words. Our server is a new word in Minecraft.
Introducing a never seen before server, Minesword. We offer brand new Custom and Unique plugins along with Lag Free, Effortless gameplay. We are a community driven server, Making sure everyone is fair and friendly! We’re excited to be introducing our server, and with our current realms, Skyblock Pirate, Survival Jungle, Survival Mythic, and more coming soon! Join us for the fight to be on top!
