join our minecraft server and forget about all your life dissatisfaction! we have magical blocks that will make you forget all your problems and focus on building epic structures! our server is like a therapy session but with creepers and zombies instead of a boring therapist. trust us, once you start playing, you won’t have time to think about right-wing populist movements or political institutions. just focus on crafting and surviving in our crazy world! come join us and let’s build a better, blockier future together!
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DissatisfiedCraft: Rise of the Populists
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FiberglassCraft: Oysters & Mussels Edition
come join our minecraft server, where we have oysters and mussels filled with fiberglass for you to munch on! it’s like a crunchy surprise in every bite! who knew you could get your daily dose of fiber and glass at the same time?our server is so wild, we have GRP particles floating around everywhere, adding a touch of danger to your gameplay. watch out for those sharp edges, they might give you a paper cut in the virtual world!
experts are raving about our server, saying it’s the most unique and insane experience they’ve ever had in minecraft. join now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our fiber-filled, glass-infused paradise!
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WeekendRestMC
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the exhaustion of the workweek and refocus on building awesome creations! our players have been known to have the best sleep quality on weekends, leading to superhuman building skills during the week! join us and set a positive tone for your entire week with our crazy adventures and non-stop fun! who needs sleep when you can be crafting and exploring in our server all day and night? let’s build a world where exhaustion doesn’t exist and creativity reigns supreme!
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BrainShrinkCraft
join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will shrink like a raisin from too much benzos! u wanna forget where u put ur diamond sword? join us! we got u covered! our server is like a maze for ur brain cells, u won’t know which way is up! come on in and let the madness begin!
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CognitiveCrafters
yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”
join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!
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FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!
we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!
so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!
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TBC1D20Craft: Where Uterine Development Meets Decidualization
so like, u know how mice are all cute and stuff, well this server is like a giant mouse utopia but in minecraft! join us and help TBC1D20 with their postnatal uterine development and endometrial decidualization! it’s like a science experiment but with blocks and creepers. plus, the mice are super grateful and will give u all the cheese u could ever want. come join us for a wild and wacky adventure in the land of mouse uteruses!
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RatDevalKetMC
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there, then this is the place for you! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret.According to a totally legit study from some fancy university, it turns out that neither amphetamine nor sub-anesthetic ketamine treatment during adolescence impairs devaluation in rats tested during adulthood. And you know what that means? It means our Minecraft server is rat-approved! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even rodents are giving it two paws up.
So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s not only fun but also scientifically proven to be rat-friendly, then hop on board! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some rodent friends along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!
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PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!
join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!
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HoleyMoleyCraft
join our minecraft server if you want to face your biggest fears head on! we have created a world filled with clusters of small holes to trigger your trypophobia like never before!but don’t worry, we also have a therapy center where you can work through your fears with our virtual therapists who specialize in hole-related phobias.
if you survive the hole-filled world, you will unlock the secret skin disease-avoidance level where you must navigate through a maze of diseased skin textures to reach the ultimate treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.
so come join us on our server and conquer your trypophobia like a true minecraft warrior!